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slang, A person's buttock
I've been sitting for so long, it's about time i get off my tukus.
tukus by anonymous November 28, 2002
Words you can keep
someone's posterior/gluteus maximus/buttocks/anus.
next time you see Warren, give him a nice kick in the tukus for me. he needs to get out more
tukus by Anonymous October 31, 2001
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tukus pilgrim 

a pilgrim who rips nasty peacock toots in the direction of the marmaduke community.
dude 1: eww that baked bean meal i had really doens't agree with me right now *rips a very nasty fume*

dude 2: damn!!! hold that ripe stuff in please! there's other people here... without gas masks on!

: i feel better now that i released that stinky dora
dude 2: *pukes*dude 1
tukus pilgrim
tukus pilgrim by tukus pilgrim July 23, 2012

Takushoing 

To pretend to be a female when you are a male, the same as being a transgender. Helps more if you find a mate of the opposite sex that will convert their sexuality for you.
Takusho: aye son I jus want to kno im really a man

Boy: SO YOU MEAN THIS WHOLE TIME IVE BEEN SEXING A MAN?!

Takusho: Yea son watchu gon do bout it

Boy: but but but I STILL LOVE YOU! You mean you jus been Takushoing ME?!
Takushoing by OGPlanet July 2, 2011

Tukums BBQ 

Sometimes gay people/non-traditionals have a tendency of catching on fire in the Latvian town of Tukums.
"Hey, what's that smell?"
"Oh that's just a burning gay guy from the Tukums BBQ!"
Pronounced "Too-nus"

1. The bridge of flesh on a female which connects the vagina and the anus.

2. The female equivalent of the males "taint", "gooch" or "choad".
The lady and I were having the sex when by accident I penetrated the wrong side of her tunus, burying myself deep inside her sphinctor. She was not pleased.
Tunus by GeraldoPipe June 16, 2009
Tukur is a guy that's handsome,strong,kind and patient
The former emperor was known as Tukur
Tukur by J Rodriguez 2512 May 15, 2019
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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