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Tukas Smoocher 

/Too-k-has sm-oo-ch-er/

adj. also known as "ass-kisser". A derivative from the yiddish word Tuchus.

A person that "sucks up" to other people or persons in a position of importance or authority ultimately to improve their own standing or advancement. A tukas smoocher has no real marketable skills to speak and uses manipulation of facts and or data, as their primary skill. They are masters of deceit and are not to be trusted under any circumstances.
joe is finance is a first class tukas smoocher, keep your activity and intent close to the vest around him if you want to accomplish anything around here.
Tukas Smoocher by ParaFrogAZ December 9, 2018

tukus pilgrim 

a pilgrim who rips nasty peacock toots in the direction of the marmaduke community.
dude 1: eww that baked bean meal i had really doens't agree with me right now *rips a very nasty fume*

dude 2: damn!!! hold that ripe stuff in please! there's other people here... without gas masks on!

: i feel better now that i released that stinky dora
dude 2: *pukes*dude 1
tukus pilgrim
tukus pilgrim by tukus pilgrim July 23, 2012

tsukasa tenma

jessica: hey i like tsukasa tenma
mickey mouse: no you dont

shiro takashi 

the actual love of my life. an amazing leader who deserves the world. he pilots the black lion in voltron: legendary defender. he's so good.
Shiro Takashi is my favourite character from Voltron: Legendary Defender
shiro takashi by astro neptune February 7, 2017

takashi shirogane 

Takashi Shirogane, everyone's favorite space dad.

He has a robotic arm in which he uses to fight. Some may call it the 'slap of doom'. He piolets the black lion and would probably sacrifice himself for one of his space kids. He is a beautiful human being and a pure little ball of joy.
Takashi Shirogane is everyone's favorite space daddy.

Turkastrophe 

When something goes horribly wrong with the turkey for Christmas or Thanksgiving dinner.
Your Dad says "Just look after the bird and I'll do everything else" and you forget to take it out of the freezer to thaw in time. Stores are all closed. Oh the turkastrophe!

Or you're used to buying a fresh turkey, you opt for a frozen one and it totally sucks, deeming it a turkastrophe!
Turkastrophe by LindseyJay December 25, 2009
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