tuit

A mythical circular object that one intends to aquire in the future. This never eventuates.

I'll fix the dripping tap when I get a round tuit (around to it).

by moby April 14, 2005

Tuit Fringle

A very funny spoonerism of Fruit Tingle.

"mmm i could go for some tuit fringle right about now"

by beeblesbeebo June 15, 2021

Round Tuit

The rarest of Tuits available in the known universe, the Round Tuit is a true gem of an artifact, with an illustrious history. If you have located one, you must cherish and protect it, for its ethereal beauty cannot be properly articulated within the stringent limitations of the current languages of mere mortals. Blessed are those who hold a coveted Round Tuit, for they will never have to fall victim to the age-old adage "I will do (menial task) when I get around to it." Nay, for the holder of a Round Tuit shall be charmed with the ever-present ability to effortlessly and joyously conquer all things requiring doing: present, past, and future.

"I had been trying to finish a home renovation project for ages, but due to only having square and rectangle Tuits in my garage, I was unable to. Alas, I came across my cherished possession. Once I got a Round Tuit, the job was done before you could shake a stick. Now, nothing can stop me!"

by zaniac420 August 3, 2018

round tuit

Finally, finding the time to accomplish something.

Mary had postponed seeing SAVING RYAN'S PRIVATES because she was not in the mood for a violent movie. But with all of the talk in the office, she finally got a round tuit.

by Richard Black March 11, 2005

exper-tuit

The term combines experience and the faculty of Intuition. It is the process whereby a person suddenly understands a new bit of knowledge that one did not realize previously.

He suddenly looked at me and exclaimed... 'I KNOW what you mean"! But he found he could not explain what he now Knew? And I realized that it was exper-tuit that allowed him to awaken to this knowledge

by esodoc May 18, 2019

Round Tuit Folder

An imaginary folder (or even a real one) where ideas, recipes, projects, and tasks are placed with the intention of getting around to them eventually, but often end up accumulating indefinitely.

Derived from the phrase "I'll do it when I get a round tuit" (a play on "get around to it").

My Round Tuit Folder is bursting at the seams! I really need to start tackling some of those projects I've been putting off.

by nexzed August 16, 2024

Tuition

1. A fee charged for instruction at a school or university.

2. Teaching: instruction, especially when given individually or in a small group.

Like private schools or home teaching, tuition is charged. It isn't for free.

by Jafje April 26, 2007