tugworthy 

Sexually appealing and worthy of the onanistic proclivity of the male humanoid

You know that Jack hangs out with you because he thinks your Mom is totally tugworthy, right?

tugworthy by dotardjtrump June 8, 2018

Turdworthy 

Preferred literature of defecation.

I have found that the Readers Digest is a highly turdworthy publication, the articles aren't too long.

Turdworthy by Carson Giles March 16, 2008

tagworthy 

When you look good enough to be tagged on Facebook.

You should totally untag that pic in the zebra Snuggie, it’s not tagworthy.

tagworthy by Haley Meier November 20, 2009

Tagworthy 

Person in an online picture worth tagging.

Since Facebook only lets me tag only 30 people in our class picture and we had 36, I had to make a decision who was more tagworthy Janet or Brian.

Tagworthy by heynoww January 26, 2009

tubworthy 

Someone that is attractive to the extent that you'd like to get in a hot tub or shower with for a potential sexual encounter.

There is a new girl at work that all the guys think is tubworthy.

tubworthy by boratfan January 14, 2009

tuckworthy 

an article of clothing that's nice enough to warrant being tucked-in

That Polo shirt is really tuckworthy.

tuckworthy by Hawthorne June 7, 2005

tapworthy 

A very attractive woman usually with a nice ass, which in fact you would tap, which makes her tapworthy.

Kyle: damnnnnnnn see that chick down there?
Dylan: so tapworthy!

tapworthy by kylowned May 9, 2007