an excerpt of dialogue or overheard conversation, often of a comical nature, that bares repeating on the micro-blogging site Twitter.
Professor Zahedani (addressing entire class): You ever have avocado?
Class (murmurs): No…
Professor Zahedani: You should try it! Sprinkle with a little pepper, salt…avocado tastes good with vodka!
*Class erupts in laughter*
Re: That's twitworthy! aye JAY, twit that shit!
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.