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tuffer by Ion kno June 1, 2018
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A Guffer is a blowjob the name comes from guffing which is eating something
A Tuffer is a Guffer with teeth
Bob: did she give you a Guffer or a Tuffer?
Dave: SHE GAVE ME A TUFFER!!!!! :) :)

Bob: WUUUHUUU
Tuffer by Tufferguy March 12, 2025
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Laffer Taffer

A sexual act involving a woman or a man melting Laffy Taffy's directly into his or her anus. The burning, cult sensation was made popular in San Francisco night clubs in the early 80's by Bar Rescue star Jon Taffer.
"Hey, lets melt some Laffy Taffy in our butts before sex. I bet it burns nice, they did it in the 80's. Its called a Laffer Taffer."
Laffer Taffer by JustinFig November 25, 2011

tsuffering 

The eternal state of Tsukishima Kei (from the anime and shonen manga Haikyuu!!). Tsuffering is almost like being irritated by anything and everything.
Person 1: Everything is so annoying!
Person 2: You are tsuffering.
tsuffering by LunKa December 30, 2016
A word invented by the now-defunct Looking Glass Studios, used as a slang term in their 'First-Person Sneaker' release, Thief: The Dark Project (So named because of the games engine, which is simply called 'Dark' because of it's innovative use of light and darkness in gameplay.)

Taffer, insofar as the game environment is defined--is a bastardization of the word 'Trickster', a pagan deity with druidic tendencies. Much in the same way that the interjection 'Geez' in our English language is a bastardization of 'Jesus', the Christo-Catholic Messiah.

No direct denotation is given to the word 'Taffer', but from it's use, we can take it to be synonymous with many different nouns depending on how it's used. It can also be used as a verb:

Thief, Fool, Jerk, Joker, etc.
Noun(1): "Give that back this instant, you taffer!"

Verb(1): "Quit taffing around!"
Verb(2): "You mean he managed to fit -both- his hands up his gaping asshole?! You're taffing me!"
Taffer by Ashtar the Fox March 22, 2003

Gusset Tuffet

A small, round ball of feces resident in the gusset of one's underwear. Unlike a traditional butt nugget, the Gusset Tuffet works itself free from the recess of one's ass crack but goes unnoticed until the undergarment is removed. Gusset Tuffets are long suspected of being the primary source of skid marks.
Roger took a nasty dump at the office. He thought he wiped clean but realized later he had been walking around with gusset Tuffets all day.
As mentioned previously, it is a word invented by Looking Glass Studios and originally saw its introduction in Thief: The Dark Project.

However, what the previous poster failed to note, is its additional use in later releases as "an expletive sounding of British origin." Quite frankly, only one word in the modern vernacular is versatile enough to take its place: The F Word.

See examples, below.
"Where did that taffer go?"
"Aww, taff it all!"
"Quit taffing about, you!"
"What the taff was that?!"
"Are you taffing with me?"
"This shift has been completely taffed.."
Taffer by TaciturnBadger August 25, 2011
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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