Tuffet

A fluffy mushroom shaped seat upon which sits a short pump

Little Miss Short Pump sat on her tuffet eating her cold rigatoni

by The Spideyman October 7, 2007

tuffet

The happy trail that starts at the crack of ones ass and runs up the lower part of the back.

Yo, this girl bent over to pick up a book and she had the hairest tuffet.

by doofusdan August 18, 2003

tuffet

the puffy bubble pockets of fat women and men tend to have usually right under their belly button. Caused by eating fast food, not exercising, or just being fat. Also know as muffin-top, love handles, back fat, inter-tube of fat, sausage links.

Look at that man's tuffet jiggle when he walks.

by Brittany Keig and Andie Rhodes February 12, 2009

Tuffet

Pet name for mans best friend...the Dog.

Aww...Look at that cute little tuffet.

by RIKT July 4, 2005

Tuffet majora

The larger of the two tufts or tuffets of hair on either butt cheek that you missed while shaving.

Summer's tuffet majora was more noticeable in the bright sun than it was indoors.

by Liver lady June 15, 2017

Gusset Tuffet

A small, round ball of feces resident in the gusset of one's underwear. Unlike a traditional butt nugget, the Gusset Tuffet works itself free from the recess of one's ass crack but goes unnoticed until the undergarment is removed. Gusset Tuffets are long suspected of being the primary source of skid marks.

Roger took a nasty dump at the office. He thought he wiped clean but realized later he had been walking around with gusset Tuffets all day.

by Eaton Holgoode May 5, 2015

frothy tuffet

The bubbly diarrhea floating on top of the water in the toilet after a massive releasing of excrement

After eating the lobster feast, Linus found himself up all night with a severe case of the frothy tuffets.

by Reboba November 3, 2006