guffer 

While taking a bath, should a fart happen to come, you let it go. When the bubbles come up you open your mouth and make attempts to eat the bubbles. Congratulations, you're a guffer

Keeser Silver guffs so much

guffer by jeff April 4, 2005

Guffer 

An insult 100x worse than n*gger. If you are called this, you should put your face in a blender and live in the woods because clearly you have done something to be so intensely hated, that you have been called a guffer.

Paul: Davy, have you seen my snout ?
Davy: Sorry, I smoked it earlier...
Paul: You f*cking guffer! Say your prayers you sorry little weasel!

Guffer by The Babber October 7, 2019

Guffer 

Someone who farts an abnormal amount, normally from excessive cheese eating. Also likely to be used towards a middle class girl from Hampshire.

Fucking hell Morris, that stinks. You’re an absolute guffer.

Guffer by Burnie Spoonie January 11, 2018

Guffer 

A person who is too dazzled by their environment to lead an intentional life. Portmanteau of 'gas' and 'huffer'.

I ventured through the midwestern united states and it was beautiful, though there were a many hickless guffers going nowhere. So sad.

Guffer by Jer Jungle February 11, 2018

Guffer 

While eating out the stink put two fingers in the pink.

As she stood bent over he gave her the guffer.

Guffer by Harry Balsack July 13, 2006

gaffer 

BRITISH
informal
a person in charge of others; a boss.

"street cleaners stopping for a smoke when their gaffer isn't in the vicinity"

gaffer by karientoch March 18, 2019

The Gaffer 

British Slang for Football Manager

1. The Gaffer wants us to pick the tempo up in the second half.

2. Ask The Gaffer if you can play up front.

The Gaffer by humbdalas November 5, 2009