The act of tucking ones turd under a subject's car door handle in such a way as to guarantee that the subject's fingertips are submerged in anal excrement.
Turd tucking can be used as a practical joke, revenge or just for fun. You should securely place your turd log under someone's car door handle and watch from a safe distance as hilarity ensues.
More generally speaking TCOI means to get things done or to accomplish something. Also, to get "get the ball moving" or to work at a goal without hesitation. Results are more important than method and desired results are a must.
When it's most important to TCOI or may take even more effort than normal to accomplish a TCOI mission someone might suggest you "Attack!" a TCOI which later evolved into ATACOI. This usage is only recommended for long term TCOI users.
TCOI originated as an acronym but eventually evolved into a word for further implications. "I TCOIed all kinds of things today."
Tuco's rule is from The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly. The rule is "When you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk." Many a movie villain would have managed to wreak havoc on the world if only they'd followed Tuco's Rule.
"You see, Mr. Bond, I have already started the timer anBANG...ouch."
"Sorry, Brownfinger, it appears you forgot Tuco's Rule."