tuco

a douche trying to get his money back based on a technicality that should be overlooked.
"We started a football pool at CR but we got Tuco'd."

"I got into a car to blow a John but he came in his pants right away. He tried to Tuco his cash back."
by T1x September 22, 2013
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tuco

Name for silly looking and/or simple minded animal.
Don't be such a tuco!
by naughty008 January 08, 2012
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Tuco

1) A psycho crystal meth sniffing kingpin from Breaking Bad known for yelling TIGHT TIGHT TIGHT during his orgasms, snorting meth off Bowie knives, frequently yelling his ass off, and beating his homies and others to death for absolutely no reason at all, sometimes giving them Columbian Neckties.
2) Tucoing - The act of doing shit that Tuco is known for doing
RackaRacka witnessed Ronald McDonald tucoing children in a Burger King playground, as seen in their Youtube Channel.
by TrumpBustering May 04, 2020
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Tuco's Rule

Tuco's rule is from The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly. The rule is "When you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk." Many a movie villain would have managed to wreak havoc on the world if only they'd followed Tuco's Rule.
"You see, Mr. Bond, I have already started the timer anBANG...ouch."

"Sorry, Brownfinger, it appears you forgot Tuco's Rule."
by mofolotopo May 19, 2009
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Tuco Tight

Very very tight. Referring to Tuco from Breaking bad, and his phrase "TIGHT TIGHT TIGHT" when snorting crystal meth.
Damn bro, that pussy is Tuco tight!
by Walter_white69 December 11, 2013
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tuco salamanca

walter: jesse, we do not eat our product. it is for tuco salamanca.
jesse: mr. white!
walter: stop it.
jesse: heisenberg!
tuco: what are these?
jesse: they're popcorners, yo!
walter: say their name.
tuco (angrily): pop. corners!
tuco: tight! tight tight!!
narrator: break into something good.
by totallyino March 03, 2023
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Go Tuco

Beat the living shit out of someone for a very minor or insignificant reason. Displaying the senseless and violent behavior emulating the character "Tuco" from the "Breaking Bad" TV series.
Mick: Hey asshole! Where's that five bucks you owe me?
Dean: I'll pay you next time I see you.
Mick: Damn straight you will....don't make me have to go Tuco on you!
by Nitrolian February 26, 2014
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