SteamRollaz69's definitions
When a hairy Mexican man ejaculates over the chest of another, equally hairy man (who need not be of any particular ethnic denomination) and proceeds to vigorously rub his chest against the chest of the other man... well, then you've made a Tuco's Taco.
"Hey, bro, I heard you and Allan made a Tuco's Taco at the party last night..."
"Sure did -- and I'm still trying to clean my chest hair!"
"I hear ya, try coconut oil and a fine-tooth comb, bro..."
"Sure did -- and I'm still trying to clean my chest hair!"
"I hear ya, try coconut oil and a fine-tooth comb, bro..."
by SteamRollaz69 September 10, 2016
Get the Tuco's Tacomug.