Tuco

1) A psycho crystal meth sniffing kingpin from Breaking Bad known for yelling TIGHT TIGHT TIGHT during his orgasms, snorting meth off Bowie knives, frequently yelling his ass off, and beating his homies and others to death for absolutely no reason at all, sometimes giving them Columbian Neckties.
2) Tucoing - The act of doing shit that Tuco is known for doing

RackaRacka witnessed Ronald McDonald tucoing children in a Burger King playground, as seen in their Youtube Channel.

Tuco by TrumpBustering May 4, 2020

tuco

a douche trying to get his money back based on a technicality that should be overlooked.

"We started a football pool at CR but we got Tuco'd."

"I got into a car to blow a John but he came in his pants right away. He tried to Tuco his cash back."

tuco by T1x September 22, 2013

tuco

Name for silly looking and/or simple minded animal.

Don't be such a tuco!

tuco by naughty008 January 8, 2012

Tuco's Rule

Tuco's rule is from The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly. The rule is "When you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk." Many a movie villain would have managed to wreak havoc on the world if only they'd followed Tuco's Rule.

"You see, Mr. Bond, I have already started the timer anBANG...ouch."

"Sorry, Brownfinger, it appears you forgot Tuco's Rule."

Tuco's Rule by mofolotopo May 19, 2009

Tuco Tight 

Very very tight. Referring to Tuco from Breaking bad, and his phrase "TIGHT TIGHT TIGHT" when snorting crystal meth.

Damn bro, that pussy is Tuco tight!

Tuco Tight by Walter_white69 December 11, 2013

tuco salamanca 

a crazy guy in breaking bad and better call saul

walter: jesse, we do not eat our product. it is for tuco salamanca.
jesse: mr. white!
walter: stop it.
jesse: heisenberg!
tuco: what are these?
jesse: they're popcorners, yo!
walter: say their name.
tuco (angrily): pop. corners!
tuco: tight! tight tight!!
narrator: break into something good.

tuco salamanca by totallyino March 3, 2023

Tuco's Taco 

When a hairy Mexican man ejaculates over the chest of another, equally hairy man (who need not be of any particular ethnic denomination) and proceeds to vigorously rub his chest against the chest of the other man... well, then you've made a Tuco's Taco.

"Hey, bro, I heard you and Allan made a Tuco's Taco at the party last night..."
"Sure did -- and I'm still trying to clean my chest hair!"
"I hear ya, try coconut oil and a fine-tooth comb, bro..."

Tuco's Taco by SteamRollaz69 September 10, 2016