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Texan Tub Chub

When your elderly father overestimates his own strength and gets stuck in the bath tub, you have to help him out, and you see his shrivelly willy in the process.
Sarah has been traumatized by the Texan Tub Chub and never wants to see her dad’s junk ever again.
Texan Tub Chub by Nat R. September 6, 2023

Chub Tub 

When you're at the movies with a chick, and you put a hole at the bottom of the popcorn tub and place your dick inside. You are now in possession of the Chub Tub.
Grogs : So how was the movie with Steph?
Shizzle: The movie was lame but I gave her the Chub Tub so it turned out to be so legit.
Chub Tub by MixMastaShizz January 1, 2011

tub-a-chub 

An annoying fat chick with huge calves and spare tires for waste.
we called jessica tub-a-chub because of how fat she was.

"dont be such a tub a chub"
tub-a-chub by john jacobson October 1, 2006

Chub Tub 

Someone who is a bit on the chubby side but not obese.
dude look you can tell hes a chub tub by the fat belly
Chub Tub by theswagster April 18, 2016

Chub tub 

When you are stuck in a hot tub with a fat chick.
Tom: "Wow. look at joe he looks like he hates his life."

Mike: "Yeah hes stuck in the chub tub with karen."
Chub tub by OfficerAwesome May 21, 2009

Chub Tub 

A derogatory term for people who are overweight. For people typically named Matthew.
"Fuck you"

" U can't talk you chub tub"
Chub Tub by Georgio Doumani November 10, 2021
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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