tssst tsss
That strange sound a person makes when they're laughing but trying to hide it, sort of like the end of the "Badum-Tssss" drum sound.
tssst tsss by WhatTheFaqJustHappened December 4, 2017
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tsss
An expression of disapproval, contempt, or dissatisfaction conveyed by use of this sound.
Also may be used as an expression in strenous situations.
Also may be used as an expression in strenous situations.
Related Words
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Tsss by Julio jones January 14, 2020
TSSST
1. the sound of a male queef*
*a male queef is also known as the sound of a beer can opening
2. the sound of a beer can opening/a vocal attempt to reenact the sound of a beer can opening. "tssst" can be sprinkled into a conversation liberally. simply put, this onomatopoeia is known to cure all incidents of drama with ease. the mere act of opening said beer can is only a prelude to the inevitable glory to follow (which is probably why the sound is so wonderful). dated back to the early days of king tut, tssst has been an insurmountable sound that should only be revered to as music to a man's ears. even king tut would utilize this sound when he found the hot summer days/drama too much to take. tssst is the best way to let all males in the room know that your drama meter is off the charts and daydreaming about beer is your only escape. they will in turn follow and see to it that a beer is found in a reasonable amount of time**
**when seeking out beer, one must know what exactly beer is. the following beers do not count as drama resolvers nor do they even amount to donkey piss: keystone, keystone light, keystone ice
*a male queef is also known as the sound of a beer can opening
2. the sound of a beer can opening/a vocal attempt to reenact the sound of a beer can opening. "tssst" can be sprinkled into a conversation liberally. simply put, this onomatopoeia is known to cure all incidents of drama with ease. the mere act of opening said beer can is only a prelude to the inevitable glory to follow (which is probably why the sound is so wonderful). dated back to the early days of king tut, tssst has been an insurmountable sound that should only be revered to as music to a man's ears. even king tut would utilize this sound when he found the hot summer days/drama too much to take. tssst is the best way to let all males in the room know that your drama meter is off the charts and daydreaming about beer is your only escape. they will in turn follow and see to it that a beer is found in a reasonable amount of time**
**when seeking out beer, one must know what exactly beer is. the following beers do not count as drama resolvers nor do they even amount to donkey piss: keystone, keystone light, keystone ice
Emily: so then my dog had to go back for her pedicure and since bobby wouldn't take her i got really stressed out. that reminds me of how somebody stepped on my shoe when i was at the mall. sometimes i just wonder why people are--
George: tssst
(silence)
George: tssst
(silence)
TSSST by Beefy Mcstruggenoff June 13, 2010
badoom tsss
Onomatopoeia used to symbolize the sound that the drummer would make in a stereotypical stand-up comedy routine. Traditionally, after the comedian delivers the punch line.
You know this man is a kind loving man. He's got a real soft spot for young, up-and-coming comedians...it's called his @$$h0Le! Badoom tsss!
(and you have to pantomime playing the drums.)
(and you have to pantomime playing the drums.)
badoom tsss by Andrew Carling June 21, 2006
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A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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