A substitute for f**kd up when you are around respactable people eg parents, your boss etc

Eg gosh i trumped up yesterday with my galfrend she saw me making out with her cousin

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TrumpedUp by amani5oh February 28, 2017

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trumphump

An extremely expensive fuck usually costing a guy more than $100,000.

Most guys are unable to afford trying to hide the fact of a fuck but the rich dudes continue to trumphump.

trumphump by Dr Bunnygirl January 11, 2019

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Trumphumper

An individual who knowingly voted for trump and continues to believe his antics; a Trump fanatic who is caught dropping the United States flag. Possibly a twitter addict that puppydogs fake news.

"You wont believe the TRUMPHUMPER I saw on the street today! He was still wearing his "I Voted" sticker yelling "We can still make America great!"

Trumphumper by Naughtybody March 28, 2019

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Trumpdumping

The act of stringing together numerous nonsensical thoughts and words into either one verbal or written sentence, or paragraph, in an attempt to get an opinion or thought across to other people.

I came close to hiring her as my assistant, but she had the very bad habit of Trumpdumping, and no one could follow what she was saying.

Trumpdumping by Hillary is my President November 23, 2016

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trumpadumpster

A cartoonish and apt nickname for the 45th President of the United States.

Here comes that garbage-guzzling human monolith, they call him the trumpadumpster.

trumpadumpster by Dr Bunnygirl April 25, 2019

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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