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Trumpy pumpy

A word used to describe Trump fking over millions of americans including his loyalist MAGA base .
Usage of Trumpy pumpy : Damn America got trumpy pumpied (screwed over by trump)

Trump Pump

A penis enlargement pump with a special rubberized grip on the tube to aid those with small hands in effectively operating said pump.
VP: is that an executive order in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

DT: the latter, darling. Pass me my Trump pump and you'll see what I mean.
Trump Pump by Jamminjeremy February 15, 2017

Donald Trump Pump 

Receiving a hand job whilst your penis is wrapped in paper currency. Upon finishing, the man's penis is covered with the currency or easy clean-up. Also known as the dollar dick wrangle.
My grandmother is becoming suspicious of my excessive use of tissues, so I may have to resort to the Donald Trump Pump.

Trump Pump

Wrapping your dick in cash and having mediocre sex with someone. As you're about to cum, you unwrap the cash and stick it up one of their nostrils really far up to the point where they're gonna sneeze. Then, you deepthroat them and cum. As they're about to gag up your cum, you yank out the cash and stick it down their mouth. Afterwards, they will sneeze causing the cum to shoot out their nose while you say "great."
I just pulled a trump pump on someone. America would be great again if we all did this!
Trump Pump by Giraffe Eggs March 29, 2016

Trump Pump

What's been fueling the stock market since Trump got elected.
Man, stock market is way up again today. More "Trump Pump!"
Trump Pump by TourOfTheMoon February 9, 2017

Trump Pump

When your arms are so swole from lifting it looks like you have tiny lil baby hands
A: Bro, thalidomide will not increase your gains!

B: Nah, I got that Trump Pump.
Trump Pump by Ted_Bunny March 14, 2024