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Donald J Trump will be the first to be impeached, for looking like an orange, not a peach
"The orange was Impeached for being out of season & too ripe. Should've been a peach.
Impeached by g___t__f___0 April 5, 2017
When one is stuck inside of a peach.
Donald J Trump is impeached.
Impeached by M U L L E T December 20, 2019
When you put an orange man in a peach and make him really sad.
Random fucking guy #1: dude Donald Trump got impeached lol

Random fucking guy #2: bro this is so sad... I can’t believe they put him in a peach ...

Orange man: stfu guys I’m going through a lot right now *sobs and changes Twitter profile to an edgy anime screenshot*
Impeached by Satan’s left nipple December 23, 2019
to be laid.. usually used by nerds
whats a guy gotta do to get IMPEACHED up in here?
impeached by sasda May 6, 2006
Random fucking guy #1: dude did you hear that Trump got impeached?

Random fucking guy #2: bro... that’s so sad... I can’t believe they put him in a peach 😔
Impeached by Satan’s left nipple December 23, 2019

impeachment inquiry 

A surefire method in the mind of the Commander in Cheat to insure hugely substantial profits from future hotels, golf courses and luxury townhouses.
This impeachment inquiry is boon for my financial future because the bigger a complete badass I am in the course of my Presidency, the bigger my bankroll, OK?
impeachment inquiry by Dr Bunnygirl September 25, 2019