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Trumpology

Contrary to the traditional apology or statement of regret for one's actions, the trumpology is where one actually doubles down, steers into the skid, and makes a comment that serves to inflate the original offense.
Trumpology ex #1:
Anderson Cooper: "Mr. Trump, many activists are demanding that you apologize for claiming that you will build a wall along the US-Mexico border if elected president. What do you have to say to them?"
The Donald: "We're gonna build a wall...and Mexico is going to pay for it!"

Trumpology ex #2:
Reporter: "Johnny, now that you've been released from the Browns, are you going to clean up your act?"
Johnny Manziel: "I'm living out in LA with my guy, Von Miller. We might be partying six nights a week but we're trying to get our lives together, bro. I just wanna ball, bro. I don't think there's anything wrong with partying, bro. There's a difference between partying and being out of control."

Trumpology

The study of the unpredictable mindset of the 45th US President.
I have a Degree in Trumpology, But small hands aren't in my field.

Trumpovich 

The nickname used around the world for our 45th President.
President Trumpovich has been able to unite the disenfranchised by appealing to their covert and probably unconscious anti-American sentiment.
Trumpovich by Dr Bunnygirl November 13, 2017

trumpology

The cult of Trump. Idiots who believe Trump will save the day and take them to a socialists paradise in a magic bus where jobs are plentiful and idiocy is rewarded.
Joe is into trumpology he believes trump will cure his erectile dysfunction, give him 50 IQ points and fix the roof on his trailer. Jason says "Trump cured my cancer!".
trumpology by realrepublican1 February 6, 2017

Trumpality 

noun
1. The alternative facts reality Donald Trump and his colleagues live in and are working to sell the rest of us.
2. the world or the state of things according to Trump, as opposed to reality
In trumpality, the inauguration had 3 million people attending.
Trumpality by starbasel January 24, 2017

trumpology

This is the idea that even the dumbest people in the world can become president.
"Man, that guy has such a good idea! Spanish language is stupid, we should all use English!"
"Your such a trumpologist jim."
"Trumpology is the truth! And who cares about logic!"
trumpology by Skaiphos November 1, 2015