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Trumpectomy

a portmanteau formed from Trump + hemorrhoidectomy

def: any procedure that effectively removes a HUGE pain-in-the-ass
OMG! Our beloved country is in dire need of a Trumpectomy!
Trumpectomy by Eppypotamus July 14, 2019

trumpetard 

portmanteau formed from trump + petard (in the sense of Shakespeare's "hoist with his own petard')

def: a linguistic "reveal" of pathological liars (like Trump), wherein a statement is "exploded" (revealed to be completely devoid of veracity) by an immediately following conflicting/contradictory statement.
example of usage: "In every public speech, the president careers from one trumpetard to the next!"
trumpetard by Eppypotamus March 30, 2020

skull trumpet 

The scariest two- second video of all time. Involves a skull and a trumpet.
Person A: "I just saw skull trumpet,"
Person B: "I presume you need a new pair of pants?"
skull trumpet by NotACat January 12, 2015

Trumpet Strumpet 

Yes, that beauty queen was a Trumpet Strumpet.
Trumpet Strumpet by I, Wreckerrr November 7, 2016

Trumpball 

When in times of need, someone throws objects at you in a disrespectful manner.
I slipped and hurt my leg when some kids trumpballed me.
Trumpball by Fredola October 5, 2017

Trumpbot 

Someone who seconds anything Trump says without evidence.
Trumpbots say that any news that is negative to Trump is phony.
Trumpbot by bobbydellwood January 12, 2017