bobbydellwood's definitions

Fox-sucker

Someone who falls for everything he hears on Fox TV.

"The liberals are turning this country socialistic."
"Don't be a Fox-sucker.

by bobbydellwood November 12, 2009

kickasstrophe

clobbered waxed wiped out fucked} knocked hell west and crooked done for blue ruin

Mike's putting his week's wages on the wrong horse was a kickasstrophe.

by bobbydellwood November 6, 2018

cuff the joint

jerk-off

"Man, I didn't cuff the joint all day -- and that night my skeet rocked like nothin!"

by bobbydellwood August 29, 2018

two-block

Copulate -- like when the two blocks of a nautical pulley system jam together.

He two-blocked her on their first date.

by bobbydellwood June 6, 2018

two-block

To fuck

Hey, were did Ted and Emma go?
He's two-blocking her in the supply room.

by bobbydellwood June 7, 2018

Butt

Look out cover

Mike, butt for us while we pass around the blow -- cough if you see a guard.

by bobbydellwood July 15, 2019

Trumpbot

Someone who seconds anything Trump says without evidence.

Trumpbots say that any news that is negative to Trump is phony.

by bobbydellwood January 12, 2017