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Munch the trunch 

Trunch is British slang for prick it derives from truncheon (well what do yu think it looks like when it’s angry) and munch the trunch is what a bird does when she goes down on you to give you a blowjob. Incidentally it’s not all good news, Madonna has threatened to perform this act on anyone who votes for Hilary Clinton; I think I’d sooner have good news.
I’m emigrating! Madonna’s threatened to go down on me and munch the trunch!
Munch the trunch by AKACroatalin October 24, 2016
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Trounced 

When one is complete destroyed and utterly wrecked in some fashion.
"Richard lost the boxing match. He didn't use his hands at all. He got trounced."
Trounced by Kneph1 June 5, 2018

Trunched 

The act of taking a dank shot of heroin and then fucking super hard.
Hey you want to go down by the river and get absolutely trunched?
Trunched by A.Finch January 15, 2016

Trunch-Master 

1. A Trunch-Master is a hillbilly type person who possess an overbite, pants that are at least three sizes too big for them, and are worn at least three inches under their waste line with the assumption that they are being worn correctly.
"Billy Bob is such a Trunch-Master!"
Trunch-Master by Sean Sizemore December 13, 2007
To offer a severe beating; or to engage in such.
"...Ricky was a god for ten minutes when he trounced an actuary twice
his size."
trounce by vervius April 8, 2005

Trunchbull 

a masculine bitter woman who seeks to make everyone's life around her miserable
Don't be a Trunchbull. It's cool to be a strong, confident woman, but there is a difference between being confident and strong and being a Trunchbull. Be confident in your femininity and let men be men.
Trunchbull by ElegantLadie October 19, 2012