tronmatic

A coward, a snake and a narcissist with a severe case of short-man syndrome.

One of his split personalities is called Tronmatic, although a new name a man does not make.

tronmatic by tazzibear August 4, 2018

Post Traumatic Christmas Disorder 

The overwhelming feelings of anxiety and panic that insue upon waking the day after Christmas. Typically related to buyers remorse, over eating,empty bank account and the pile of dirty dishes waiting to be washed in the kitchen.

Jamie: " Amy I don't know what to do! I've put on 10 pounds, my kitchen is a mess and I checked our bank account on line and we're in overdraft! To make matters worse, the Kindle Fire I paid $250.00 for is on sale...... half off!"

Amy: " Damn girl, you better call a shrink. Sounds like your suffering from Post Traumatic Christmas Disorder."

Post Traumatic Christmas Disorder by cheer1 December 26, 2012

lay one traumatic 

A bowel movement which causes extreme mental and physical anguish

Aidan: Are you alright mate? You look a bit pale and shaken
Tom: I just laid one traumatic
Aidan: Oh... I'm sorry

When you lay one traumatic there is a chance you might never completely recover

lay one traumatic by jimmybarton August 29, 2009

Host Traumatic Stress Disorder 

The intense fear by party-planners and hosts alike that each minute detail of an event will be less than perfect. Though not recognized as an actual disorder by the DSM-IV, host traumatic stress disorder afflicts millions of party hosts worldwide, and makes life miserable for everyone around them.

My mother is going batshit insane over this party we have next week. She might be suffering from host traumatic stress disorder.

Host Traumatic Stress Disorder by Toots Thielemans December 28, 2008

Post Traumatic Shit Disorder (PTSD) 

A crippling panic which arises after taking a shit when you suddenly realize someone is waiting to use the toilet immediately after you and (a) you left a shit stain in the toilet that can't be removed and/or (b) you left a catastrophic stench that would choke a horse.

Person 1: Dude, I almost died at Sherry's house. I took a nasty shit which left a skid mark on the toilet, it wouldn't come off, and her hot sister was waiting for me to use it.

Person 2: Whoa, dude. That's a classic case of Post Traumatic Shit Disorder (PTSD)

Post Traumatic Shit Disorder (PTSD) by Screw Liberals June 24, 2016

Traumatic 

emotionally disturbing or distressing.
relating to or causing psychological trauma.
relating to or denoting physical injury.

"she was going through a traumatic divorce"
"the enduring pain of this traumatic event"

Traumatic by GB1998 May 30, 2016

post-traumatic dress disorder

-the condition that occurs when a person, usually female, views old photographs and asks themself "What the hell was I wearing???"

Honey, I just looked at the picture of me from senior prom in my high school yearbook...i have post-traumatic dress disorder!

post-traumatic dress disorder by jakester42 July 13, 2011