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Traumatic 

emotionally disturbing or distressing.
relating to or causing psychological trauma.
relating to or denoting physical injury.
"she was going through a traumatic divorce"
"the enduring pain of this traumatic event"
Traumatic by GB1998 May 30, 2016
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Traumatic 

The way that Jess cuts bread on TikTok live.
Wow! The way Jess cut that bread was traumatic!
Traumatic by e.g.vickers March 30, 2023

Traumatic Turd Syndrome

(n.) An emotional upset created upon having to plunge a toilet with an ugly, smelly, hairy turd in it. Said to be so upsetting that the person plunging the toilet gags and often becomes nauseated . The worst case scenario is the turd not going down, and withering from the toilet bowl to the floor, where the person with the plunger has to run to avoid a spattering or being bitten.
In most cases immature plungers are said to experience Ophidiophobia, ((fear of snakes)), You may suffer from snake phobia due to a childhood incident or maybe because of societal upbringing. Most people are afraid of turds for it is their belief that the turd ((as it relates to the form of a snake)) is a form of evil and that it can cause complete destruction in life.
Tommy was leaning against the wall , just outside the bathroom entrance with a plunger in his hand, he was shaking and holding his nose. I knew right away that Tommy had the Traumatic Turd Syndrome.

Traumatic Resentment 

Recalling a deeply disturbing/distressing bitter indignation that resulted from past treatment.
Traumatic resentment isn't fun when you're trying to repair a relationship.

traumatic event 

An experience that has caused mild to severe phantom stress on a person. In an attempt to make such events easier to talk about, these cases can be referred to as bruh moments, major Ls, or big oofs. Traumatic events often result in flashbacks due to certain words, images, sounds, or actions, known as triggers.
Me: yeah, so I got jumped that one time, and I've been afraid to go anywhere alone. So that was a major L

My therapist: well, you see, we don't refer to these moments as major Ls. We call these experiences traumatic events.
traumatic event by akuwardmoments February 2, 2022

Traumatic Rizz 

When your rizz is so bad to the point it traumatizes people and will possibly give them ptsd.
Person 1: GRGRGRHGEGHHHHRGHRHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGHHHHHHHHH
Person 2: WHAT THE FUCKKKK-
Person 1: What’s yo snap?
Person 2: What..
Person 1: GIVE ME THE SNAP.
Person 2: Okay, okay, please don’t hurt me or my family.
Person 3: That’s some traumatic rizz.
Traumatic Rizz by Funky Punk January 25, 2023

Traumatic Finish 

Term originated from the GamesCage defining any traumatic event that may leave huge wounds to anyone who witnessed it.
Traumatic Finish as in: "TRAUMATIC FINIIIIIIIIISH" DA DA DA DA DAADADADADADADAAAAAAA
Traumatic Finish by JEVILtheguy March 6, 2021
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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