A cigarette. Historically a Newport, or Newport 100, a Trizzow may also be known as a Trizzle, a Trizzbone, a Trizznut, or in some exotic locations, a Trizzlenaut. In some circles, any mentholated cigarette can be a Trizzow. This even includes hybrid cigarettes like the Camel Crush which begin life as a simple cigarette, but can transform at any moment to a Trizzow with the flick of a finger.
Yo Matty, I hate to be a cigarette bitch but can you pass me a Trizzow?
I need to go outside and blaze this Trizznut sky high before I beatShane's ass.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.