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twittiquette 

The unwritten laws of the acceptable and polite use of Twitter.
flygirl838: putting bread into the toaster

flygirl838: looking in the cupboard for
peanut butter

flygirl838: eating toast with peanut butter

billybob: @flygirl838 who cares? you need to learn some twittiquette
twittiquette by chrisdawson November 1, 2008

Tristine 

An amazing and smart girl. She is super funny and knows how to make you laugh even if you don't want to smile. This girl is the best friend that you could ask for.
Girl 1: Hey who's the girl making everyone laugh?
Girl 2: That's Tristine! She's the best friend EVER!
Tristine by MacMurph March 1, 2012

Tristine 

The most beautiful and funny girl you've ever met guys adore her and she has a shit ton of friends that are always by her side. anyone who takes her love for granted is a real idiot .she would do anything for the ones she loves.shes perfect in every way and has the looks of an angel she would go through hell and back if she knew she did it for someone true.shes loyal smart and always has your back.she'll give up her own happiness for yours.
Wow have you seen tristine shes so perfect.
Shes amazing and beautiful talk about an angel.
Tristine by 666539 December 8, 2018

ristique 

Always bring your ristique.
ristique by Xuijing March 10, 2008

Twitiquette

Twitter etiquette. This includes such considerations as language, information about locations, adding and removing followers.
You really shouldn't be allowed to twitter until you have taken a course on twitiquette. People need to know what they should and should not say on twitter.

titiquette 

The proper etiquette of dealing with breasts.
Proper titiquette dictates that one does not look for longer than one full second.
titiquette by 21131345123 April 26, 2009
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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