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flatusidal tendencies 

a disorder whereby a person has recurring thoughts about breaking wind in crowded and, often times, confined places (This is a dangerous situation in which the person in question is on the verge of becoming a sphincter Sinatra if he/she does not receive professional help or, at the very least, a bitch slap by his/her friends.)
Paratrooper: Sarge, I know it’s not the time but I keep thinking about plantin’ some onion.
Jumpmaster: GOT DAMN IT!!! Ya better at-ease those flatusidal tendencies or I’ll toss your goat-smellin’ ass off this bird right now, green light or not.

Common Universal Natural Tendency 

How to say "Cunt" without making it obvious..
I was going to ask my girlfriend if would be OK for me to spend an evening out on the town getting shitfaced with the lads, but the Common Universal Natural Tendency of a woman does not approve of a man enjoying himself without her being there..

Trending on Urban Dictionary 

1. Watermelon Sugar

2. Ghetto Spread

3. Girls who eat carrots

4. sorority squat

5. Durk

6. Momala

7. knocking

8. Dog shot

9. sputnik
10. guvy
11. knockin'
12. nuke the fridge
13. obnoxion
14. Eee-o eleven
15. edward 40 hands
16. heels up
17. columbus
18. ain't got
19. UrbDic
20. yak shaving
21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
22. Pimp Nails
23. Backpedaling
24. Anol
25. got that
26. by the way
27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
28. soy face
29. TSIF

trenderman 

One of Slenderman's brothers.
He really enjoys fashion
Unlike Slenderman, Trenderman is a fashionista and will annoy the crap out of you if you are wearing crocs. Crocs bad...
trenderman by Rach02123 January 13, 2015

why is watermelon sugar still trending 

A phrase that I've read to many times.
"Why is watermelon sugar still trending?"
"Dunno , bro. Ask Harry, he won a Grammy for it"

"Why is wms still #1?"
"MAYBE CUZ YOU KEEP ASKING WHY "

Trending on Urbdic 

Well it's just this 1. Watermelon Sugar

2. Ghetto Spread

3. Girls who eat carrots

4. sorority squat

5. Durk

6. Momala

7. knocking

8. Dog shot

9. sputnik
10. guvy
11. knockin'
12. nuke the fridge
13. obnoxion
14. Eee-o eleven
15. edward 40 hands
16. heels up
17. columbus
18. ain't got
19. UrbDic
20. yak shaving
21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
22. Pimp Nails
23. Backpedaling
24. Anol
25. got that
26. by the way
27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
28. soy face
29. TSIF
30. georgia rose

Yep you remember that