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Telebate 

(verb). The act of masterbating while working remotely or teleworking.
John didn't get much done when he was working from home. He just wanted to telebate instead.
Telebate by Mdad28 January 3, 2014

relegate 

To put out in the boondocks. To assign to a lower status.
If we get caught the boss will relegate both of us to the mail room. We sorted through all the photos and Kim and Shaila's were so blurry we had to relegate them to the garbage file.
relegate by bitit December 14, 2013

Get Relegated 

When some one gets devalued or put into their place basically they just got owned
Larry: I think I can make it to the NBA
Bob: dude you just beat by a girl that is five three years younger than you. GET RELEGATED
Get Relegated by lilpereira June 5, 2009

Telegating 

Driving so close to someone that you can see whats on there dvd player.
"Dustin was hardcore telegating yesterday"

"....those people were watching "Lucky Star"

"!?!"
Telegating by boxr October 15, 2008

telegating 

Driving closely behind a car as to see what they are watching on their car DVD players.
I was telegating the whole drive, but at least I got to see the entire movie.
telegating by Cammie B January 10, 2009

Telebate 

John was soo bored during his manager's staff conference call that he telebated to pass time.
Telebate by 2 Da Quad April 25, 2011