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Telebate 

(verb). The act of masterbating while working remotely or teleworking.
John didn't get much done when he was working from home. He just wanted to telebate instead.
Telebate by Mdad28 January 3, 2014

relegate 

To put out in the boondocks. To assign to a lower status.
If we get caught the boss will relegate both of us to the mail room. We sorted through all the photos and Kim and Shaila's were so blurry we had to relegate them to the garbage file.
relegate by bitit December 14, 2013

Get Relegated 

When some one gets devalued or put into their place basically they just got owned
Larry: I think I can make it to the NBA
Bob: dude you just beat by a girl that is five three years younger than you. GET RELEGATED
Get Relegated by lilpereira June 5, 2009

Telegating 

Driving so close to someone that you can see whats on there dvd player.
"Dustin was hardcore telegating yesterday"

"....those people were watching "Lucky Star"

"!?!"
Telegating by boxr October 15, 2008

telegating 

Driving closely behind a car as to see what they are watching on their car DVD players.
I was telegating the whole drive, but at least I got to see the entire movie.
telegating by Cammie B January 10, 2009

Telebate 

John was soo bored during his manager's staff conference call that he telebated to pass time.
Telebate by 2 Da Quad April 25, 2011
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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