treepussy

The thing on the wall in the basement of Hawkins laboratory in the series Stanger Things .

Did you see the Treepussy eat the man that walked through it ?

by The Scottsman McClure February 7, 2023

trespussing

Having sexual relations with a woman who has a significant other.

Last night I was trespussing with that married woman from my work

by Wittywoman June 13, 2020

creepussy

its like a bussy but from a creeper

guy 1: man i want some creepussy
guy 2: bro... same
guy 3: how did i ever end up in this place

by morbinmogus July 1, 2022

trapussy

The act of having sexual relations in a grocery store parking lot.

“I got that trapussy at Walmart last night”
“Dude Walmart’s not a grocery store that’s not trapussy”

by lil pack n play February 9, 2021

telepussy

Pussy over the phone

Damn, she got that moist telepussy. Shit had me hard af.

by Quadfeeder9000 March 31, 2024

Abel Makkonen Tespussy

no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while I gasp for air, scream, and see the light, missionary, doggy, backwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carrier, against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, in a bounce, in the pool, in the garden, BENT OVER, against the window, most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, fist clenching, era ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffing, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling, teeth jitterbug, mind blogging, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy, moan introducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip biting, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, can't walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, vulcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets SOAKED, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts (shots), hair ripping, show stopping,

When someone looks so fine they look like a daddy you can call them an Abel Makkonen Tespussy, since he is literally the definition of attraction and a hot daddy <3. XOXO (love the dad bod, put it on me =)

by abelssecretho March 4, 2025