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teleprosy
Function: Noun
Etymology: Greek tele- "far"; lepra from leops "a scale," related to lepein "to peel," from lopos "a peel".
1.)a chronic infectious disease of the mind transmitted from one person to another by verbal or extrasensory means caused by a psychobacterium (psychobacterium leprae) affecting especially the cerebrum and logic centers of the brain and characterized by incessant and audible extrusion of stupid bullshit and accompanied by loss of rational thought with eventual mental paralysis and idiocy -- called also Dixie Chick's disease.
2.) Not-smartness spread by talking.
Etymology: Greek tele- "far"; lepra from leops "a scale," related to lepein "to peel," from lopos "a peel".
1.)a chronic infectious disease of the mind transmitted from one person to another by verbal or extrasensory means caused by a psychobacterium (psychobacterium leprae) affecting especially the cerebrum and logic centers of the brain and characterized by incessant and audible extrusion of stupid bullshit and accompanied by loss of rational thought with eventual mental paralysis and idiocy -- called also Dixie Chick's disease.
2.) Not-smartness spread by talking.
His words completely drowned out the dying screams of my brain cells as they succombed enmasse to his virulent strain of teleprosy.
teleprosy by Matthew Heflin August 20, 2007
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Telepsychotic
One of those crazy assed people who wanders around downtown either removing phones from their cradles, or turning them upside down and replacing them.
Did that crazy mother fucker just flip that phone upside down and replace it? He must be telepsychotic, or at least very hungry. How can so many people have this random, outlandish psychotic hangup (pun intended)?
Telepsychotic by staid June 13, 2010
teleussy
guy 1: bro she's so hot I wanna jump in and get some of that sweet teleussy
guy 2: DAMN! she bad as hell, I agree bro I wanna jump through the screen and get that teleussy too
both proceed to erupt all over their television
guy 2: DAMN! she bad as hell, I agree bro I wanna jump through the screen and get that teleussy too
both proceed to erupt all over their television
teleussy by Mr Identity November 7, 2022
Telecapussy
A person whos always thinking of there imaginery mate or a person such as myself who can read other telecapussys minds
The telecapussy fantasised a big booty twerking on his little pet twig
I am discusted at what my telecapussy powers let me see
I am discusted at what my telecapussy powers let me see
Telecapussy by Fallo all da May 12, 2016
Teleputhy
When you and a friend always get your period at the same time. This can also apply to a whole friend group on their period. It's like telepathy but with your ovaries and pussy.
me: fucckkkk i got my period today
friend: oh my god literally same-
friend 2: OMG I GOT IT LIKE AN HOUR AGO...
me: our vaginas are in sync. literally teleputhy.
friend: oh my god literally same-
friend 2: OMG I GOT IT LIKE AN HOUR AGO...
me: our vaginas are in sync. literally teleputhy.
Teleputhy by Use this word pls - Loolz November 13, 2020
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
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The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
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Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.
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