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Tracklete 

An athlete who participates in track. Additionally can be defined by extreme dedication and athleticism. Not to be confused with a jock, the tracklete is a true athlete and does not brag or talk shit before or during competition, opting rather to just win and let his or her actions do the talking. Often given a hard time by jocks who play team sports (which is a minority, as most participants of team sports are athletes) the true trackletes are never really insulted or disrespected out of overall admiration for their efforts and/or skills, which the jocks realize they cannot truly begin to compete with.
Jock: Dude he's been streching for like 30 minutes, what a pussy
Athlete: Yeah, but I bet you dont run a 10.3 in the 100 meter so I'd shut the fuck up... Its what he does... he's a tracklete.
Tracklete by Jered March 31, 2006

Tryathlete 

A person who thinks they can complete a triathlon without much training and fails miserably when they try.
That guy talked so much trash but he's only a tryathlete. He DNF'd (did not finish) by almost drowning during the swim.
Tryathlete by Skivy January 13, 2009

frathlete's foot 

What one get's after wearing Sperry's, loafers, boat shoes etc. for an extended period of time.
I've been wearing these Sperry's for 2 weeks straight. I think I may be getting a case of frathlete's foot.
frathlete's foot by Geedy Eye March 12, 2011

Tracklete 

This word quite literally translates into 'awesome,' but it also means an athlete of the running persuasion.

Frequently, when surrounded by running buddies or teammates, a tracklete will have a tendency to go insane. The effects are, but not limited too:
-Forgetting how to pronounce simple words.
-Laughing uncontrollably for no explainable reason.
-Trying to laugh without smiling.
-Encouraging and/or enforcing group sing-a-longs.

A common misconception of a tracklete is that all members of the species enjoy running. This is, of course, a heinous accusation. Another important detail to note, being cheered on MAY cause a tracklete the desire to punch you in the face. You have been warned.
Bob: Today in Cross Country, this kid was leading a pack of trackletes while running with an American flag he plucked out of someone's yard. It was hilarious.

Sue: My best friend is a true tracklete. Today while running, she stopped and said she had been bitten by a 'mos-quit-ti-te-ti-toe.' She meant 'mosquito.'
Tracklete by trackleteftw August 24, 2009

tribathletes 

An person who thinks they are an athlete because the use the steam room, sauna, or shower at a sports/fitness facility.
'You're not one of those tribathletes, are you, Mr. President? You know - steam, sauna, shower?'
tribathletes by arthurb3 March 22, 2009

Translete 

Translete, Lia Thomas , swims for Penn State Women’s swim team.
Translete by Mountainlyon March 25, 2022