tribathletes 

An person who thinks they are an athlete because the use the steam room, sauna, or shower at a sports/fitness facility.

'You're not one of those tribathletes, are you, Mr. President? You know - steam, sauna, shower?'

tribathletes by arthurb3 March 22, 2009

triathlete 

One who participates in events called "Triathlons". Triathlon's often involve swimming, biking and running. The sport also includes spending lots of money on bike equipment and early morning puke sessions in the pool. Most triathlete's could be classified as homosexual as they wear speedo's and shave their bodies (shaving genitals is optional but recommended). It has been suggested that most triathlete's have a sexual attraction to David Hasselhoff and prefer prostate massages.

If I were a triathlete it would be acceptable to shave my genitals and ask bob if I could give him a prostate massage.

triathlete by ChirsR March 7, 2007

triathlete 

someone who enjoys triple headers: filling all body openings with copious amounts of cum

he's a triathlete-he fucked her mouth, her cunt and her ass in under an hour!!!! good job!!!!

triathlete by wingedunicorn July 8, 2007

triathlete 

A person whos highschool year consists of three differently catagorized sports. Mainly football wrestling and track. The three sports must be totally different. football baseball, and basketball are all in the same catagory. Same as Xcountry and track.

My sophmore year i wrestled, was on the football team, and ran track for Bergenfield High therefore i am a TRIathlete

triathlete by Imad Hussain February 28, 2007