trashlete

An overpaid, overindulged, professional athlete with low morals who uses his money and status as an excuse for excessively trashy behavior.

"Hey Ben, what do you want to be when you grow up?"

---"I want to be a trashlete!"

"I think you mean athlete..."

by Wazimodo September 11, 2010

trashketball

A long since known variation of the popular 'basketball.' Using a crumpled piece of paper or similar object that is specifically meant to be disposed of in the trash, the player(s) must assess the situation, including but not limited to: wind direction, wind speed, presence of the Pizzonator, trash can diameter, and trashketball size. After calculating the perfect range and power, a forward motion of the hand and release will officially put the trashketball into play. In a versus match, opponents may intercept and land a trashketball of their own. However, the game of trashketball is often played solo with one referee and several spectators. When the player's trashketball successfully enters and stays in the trash can, well, that's a CHECK. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Mr. Pizzo grew up on the hard streets of L.A. playing Trashketball.

Mr. Pizzo eyed the shot carefully as Billy fired a trashketball from his desk to the trash can. A perfect shot. Mr. Pizzo admired this eagle-eye accuracy, but all he could say was, "that's a check."

by Pikablu FTW December 9, 2008

Trashnite

The real name for Fortnite

Person 1: I hate Fortnite
Person 2: It’s Trashnite
Person 1: True

by TheAwesomeGT1 June 24, 2019

Tracklete

An athlete who participates in track. Additionally can be defined by extreme dedication and athleticism. Not to be confused with a jock, the tracklete is a true athlete and does not brag or talk shit before or during competition, opting rather to just win and let his or her actions do the talking. Often given a hard time by jocks who play team sports (which is a minority, as most participants of team sports are athletes) the true trackletes are never really insulted or disrespected out of overall admiration for their efforts and/or skills, which the jocks realize they cannot truly begin to compete with.

Jock: Dude he's been streching for like 30 minutes, what a pussy
Athlete: Yeah, but I bet you dont run a 10.3 in the 100 meter so I'd shut the fuck up... Its what he does... he's a tracklete.

by Jered March 31, 2006

Trashley skills

A skilled bag of trash, which roams town to town dick to dick. The bag is notorious for it's gang bangs and overdosing on cum and cocaine. Trashley skills has been known for its pathological lies which it tends to actually convince its retarded self that these lies are true. T-skills has made quite the name for it self by beaking off any girl or guy and making unprobable threats towards them and then backing out when the chips are down. Researchers believe T.S could be anywhere from age 13 to 21, yet nobody knows because everytime she meets new people her age is different. The movie the decent was filmed in the bags gaping rectum.

"Trashley skills comming to a town near you"
"look out it's trashley skills"
"How old are you trashley skills"
"ewww Trashley skills"

by thehatedoctor June 8, 2009

Trashley

A slutty person whose name is ashley.

A girl who hooks up with a lot of people, often multiple per night, sometimes after they have thrown up.

Guy 1: Hey man, did you hear Trashley hooked up with two guys last night?

Guy 2: Oh man, she's such a slut!

Guy: Yeah, haha.

by some guy whose awesome January 7, 2007

tashlee

A girl who will steal your heart without realizing it only hurting you by treating everyone and you besides the man she has in her sights like a gay bestfriend.A girl who can be like trying to quit smoking it feels like your getting hurt worse by quitting her. She is usually accompanied by a stunning body but small rack.

Damn if he hit on her any more he'd be dry humping her and she still doesn't acknowledge it , what a tashlee.

Geese I feel like I need to go masturbate to straight porn to prove something to myself after talking to that girl she's such a tashlee.

by Pushed July 5, 2009