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Person #2 : Haha classic, transturbation on the city bus.
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by Magnen July 20, 2010
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by Nizzl September 30, 2011
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The act of masturbating to more traditional stimuli instead of whatever is supposed to be technologically current.
Dino: Hey, where's Stan?
Karl: We won't see him for days. He got his vintage porn stills in the mail yesterday. He'll be tradsturbating to the point of dehydration.
Dino: I wish he'd just do internet image searches daily instead of these binges.
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Karl: He's a traditionalist, Dino! A real class act!!
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transmurus - noun - a person with the ability to pass through walls with or without the aid of technological advancements.
transmuring - {verb} the act of passing through walls
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transmurus - noun - a person with the ability to pass through walls with or without the aid of technological advancements.
transmuring - {verb} the act of passing through walls
to transmure - {verb} to pass through walls.
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