Loxastic's definitions

Gransturbation

A seemingly innocent act, following the acquisition of moist grey pubes, whereby a nanna absentmindedly strokes her minge.

Nanna Doris was taken aback to find her knickers full of clitty litter after a lengthy gransturbation session, listening to the Mull of Kintyre.

by Loxastic April 17, 2020

Pinwater

A stream of high pressure water from a shower rose.

Dazza: How’s the hotel shower love.
Shazza: Fuck me Dazza, it’s fucken pinwater bro.

by Loxastic April 17, 2020

Hornbox

Any female, prone to getting a wet pussy at the drop of a hat.

That Shazza is a total hornbox, you can almost see her pussy drippin.

by Loxastic April 18, 2020

Clitterlitter

That residue of dried pussy juice left on the knickers of a hornbox. Not to be confused with clitty-litter.

I thought my missus had cum leakin outta her minge into her knickers but it just turned to be a bit of clitterlitter

by Loxastic April 18, 2020

cuntstacle

1. Something that gets in the way of you getting pussy
2. Someone who stops you getting what you want, by making a cunt of themselves.

Melissa’s brother Dazza is such a cuntstacle, he keeps walking in on us every time I start fingering her

by Loxastic April 18, 2020

snorganic

Boring chit chat relating to the consumption, growing, selling or otherwise dealings with organic produce and associated sanctimonious attitudes.

That hipster cunt is totally snorganic, talking all that smack about delicious fast food

by Loxastic April 24, 2020

Soufa Straya

Local slang for the Australian state of South Australia

Kiwi: Hey bro, where you from
South Aussie: Fucken Soufa Straya mate

by Loxastic April 24, 2020