Definitions by Loxastic

Brandon 

A derogatory term for any random, sketchy bloke. Can also be pluralised to refer to a collection of sketchy rando’s.

Hey check out fucken brandon over there in the baking aisle, what do you reckon old mate's makin’ with all that whipped cream?

Brandon by Loxastic October 19, 2024

Sidegate 

The act of having sex with a woman’s armpit as a form of contraception.

Josh busted through the sidegate and avoided the lifelong responsibility of parenthood as a result.

Sidegate by Loxastic June 16, 2022

Scungie 

A whole cigarette, rolled using secondhand tobacco, sourced entirely through acts of sniping.

Hey Damo, give us a scungie ya cheap cunt, I don’t get me dole cheque til Thursday and I just ran out of White Ox.

Scungie by Loxastic September 3, 2021

Scunge 

The secondhand tobacco, obtained by the act of sniping, which can be used to roll a whole cigarette AKA a scungie.

Hey Damo, give us ya fucken lighter so I can roll us a scungie out of all this scunge ya cunt.

Scunge by Loxastic September 3, 2021

isobabies

Children, conceived during periods of forced isolation or lockdown.

Nine months after day one of isolation, to the day, the maternity wards were teeming with isobabies.

isobabies by Loxastic May 15, 2020

alcomaggot 

Someone who tends to turn into a crazy person after consuming more than their fair share of alcohol.

Matt: What’s with that Cherie chick, one minute we’re all havin a few wines, nekminnit, she’s face first on the concrete
Sarah: Nah mate, she’s just an alcomaggot

alcomaggot by Loxastic May 15, 2020

isomarathon 

A continuous period, spent in self-imposed or mandated isolation, after the onset of a pandemic, exceeding two calendar weeks.

Lox: Hey Rhys, once you get back to Soufa Straya do you have to self-isolate for a bit, since you were in Germany?
Rhys: Nah mate, it’s way worse than that. I gotta do a fucken isomarathon. Two weeks in Melbourne then two weeks in Adelaide, back to back!
Lox: That’s some fucken bullshit!!!

isomarathon by Loxastic May 4, 2020