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Enterprise Transformation 

An exercise undertaken by a company shortly before its web address becomes a "link to nowhere."
Six months before shuttering its windows and doors, Zombie Hyena Industry Solutions launched a last-ditch Enterprise Transformation initiative.

Transfortation 

A term used when accessing A person's soul growth in correspondence with their big ass.
"That life lesson required some big ass transfortation to jump into the next soul evolution steppage.
Transfortation by TamiFeralFowler December 10, 2020

transfartmation 

the act at which one places their communication device in close proximity to their anal cavity at a time they need to flatulate.
Nate - ***DOOOOOOOO*****
Joe - NICE TRANSFARTMATION, NATE!
Nate - Oh yeah that smells like shit!
Joe- Good I hope you choke on it when you try talking to me
transfartmation by Stess_90 September 14, 2020

Transformation 

A fetish concerning the changing of a being (human or otherwise) into something different, such as an animal or a car. People with this fetish get turned on by pornography revolving around said behaviours.
Bob: I found FurAffinity in your browser history, Jim. I never knew you were into transformation porn...
Jim: For pete's sake, stop looking! You'll get traumatized by the NSFW stuff!
Transformation by E hates Q July 27, 2019

digital transformation 

A term passed off as thought leadership by bottom rung B2B software executives in order to sell vaporware to gullible buyers. It is often used alongside other overused or outdated buzz terms like cloud, IoT, smart sensors, 3D printing, AI, machine learning, big data, and mobile. It helps disguise the fact that the company doesn’t know or care about what its customers need, and are incapable of developing offerings that are new, innovative, differentiated, or even of minimal value.
We understand the market pressures you’re facing and that’s why we’re re-imagining the solutions you’re going to need to fuel your next stage of growth, and are committed to partnering with you along your journey and delivering best-in-class solutions that support your digital transformation strategy across the value chain.

transturbation 

Person #1 : Does that bum have his hand down his pants while staring at me?
Person #2 : Haha classic, transturbation on the city bus.
transturbation by Magnen July 20, 2010