transparently 

This is a retort to when someone alleges they are being fully transparent when they are, in fact, utterly full of shit!

Loni: "I was so ready to help you all with that emergency work, but I am being fully transparent when I say that I was too upset to be able to do anything. I'm sorry but .."
Jake: "You're not sorry. You were outside eating Chick-Fil-A playing on your phone. It seems you are transparently trying to act like you give a shit. You don't, Loni! And I don't care about you..."

transparently by von groovy August 22, 2024

Full Transparency 

A hollow, largely unfulfilled claim often made in the context of important Political, Business or other social conditions that require exhaustive and accurate detail disclosure for reliable decision making.

So, when did the president LAST test COVID negative, BEFORE testing positive?
Well, He's the most tested man on the planet.
Right, but that response doesn't answer the question.
The president would NEVER knowingly attend any event if he had tested positive.
Of course not. Again, that's not an answer.
This president loves America and would NEVER do ANYTHING to put ANYONE in avoidable jeopardy.
(Full Transparency: He was awaiting confirmation of a positive screening test when he attended SEVERAL large indoor gatherings during which the recommended social distancing and mask wearing guidelines were COMPLETELY IGNORED...and that's why nearly 50 White House staff have tested COVID positive)

Full Transparency by YAWA October 9, 2020

Transparent closet 

When somebody is quite obviously gay, but won't admit it.

Person A: I'm not gay, i just love wearing dresses and listening to Justin Bieber!

Person B: Stop living a lie, you're in a transparent closet!

Transparent closet by tamoshaolanmean May 16, 2010

Transparent 

Adj.

allowing light to pass through it so objects behind can be seen clearly.
Easy to perceive or detect

Having thoughts or motives, easy to perceive

Kara, these other people might not see just how transparent you are. But personally, I see right through you. You are an awful person

Transparent by Sir Dong Bong July 28, 2020

Penile Transparency

When a man's sexual arousal, i.e. boner is blindingly apparent to a woman.

Eric is suffering from penile transparency.

Dude Eric totally is pitching a tent about Kimber! He really needs to chill out. She can totally tell.

Penile Transparency by Hefty-n-Handy Smurfs March 30, 2010

Transparent Trollop 

A term, very similar to “Snow Possum”, that is used to refer to racist white people

Term was made up by @jaydeeare93 on TikTok

That transparent trollop called the police on the Black people who were just hanging out in the park.

Transparent Trollop by Jaydeeare93 January 7, 2021

transparent ass hoe 

Fake ass untrustworthy female. Able to see through her bullshit.

"Man, Imma kill that transparent ass hoe!"

transparent ass hoe by Puss in Boots and Sweet James November 10, 2011