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Thermonuclear Transmodification Device 

A device that transmodifies things using the power of thermonuclear energy.
BANG
Kyle: Tom, did you just put Jimmy in the Thermonuclear Transmodification Device?
Tom: er...
BANG
Kyle: No! It transmodified Jimmy into a brick... a thermonuclear brick!

transmorgification 

Correcting a spelling error on an interweb chat program with a spelling error.
Hutch says: aww yea
Hutch says: bidda hsxc
Hutch says: hscx
Hutch says: hsc
Sonny-Bill says: transmorgification
Sonny-Bill says: nice 1
transmorgification by Dennis Scott October 18, 2003

transmorgnification

To morgnify across large spaces and great distances. Not to be attempted by the weak of heart...or bladdder.
Damn brother, just go ofer there and transmorgnify those hoes.
transmorgnification by G. Cizzle January 1, 2004

transmorification 

the process of by which human being have sexual intercourse with fecal matter
i shit on the road then whipped it out and screwed it silly

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026