dave: haha look at this idiot he misspelt transgender! “transfender” JAJDISSISKDDK
javier: dude you literally misspelt it, why else would you be typing this?

dave: because... man you’re really mean sometimes javier :(
javier: dave i don’t exist
dave: javier

javier: last february

dave: javier stop
javier: the car crash

dave: JAVIER I SAID STOP
javier: ....
dave: ...
dave: .... lmao so anyway the person writing this wants testosterone ✨
dave: also their name isn’t dave and they wanna change it to Sock lmaoooooo

This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.