translender 

noting or relating to a heavyset person who identifies as thin.

“My cousin Johnny is a heavyset dude who thinks he’s skinny. That guy is translender.”

translender by SalvyZ April 2, 2019

Translender 

Translender ; One who is seen as a larger bodied person. But feels as if they are just right.

I may be fat, but I identify as Translender.

Translender by Major SIN March 28, 2022

Translender 

An overweight person who claims to be fit or slim.

Often characterized by wearing spandex, activewear or other tight clothing that shows multiple bulges and roles

Their profile says they are fit but you can see in their pictures they're overweight. They must be translender.

Translender by Wordiculous May 20, 2023

Transgender Derangement Syndrome 

Transgender Derangement Syndrome (TDS) is a phenomenon which typically occurs in the minds of those who dislike the existence of those who are transgender. In essence, it is when the subject of transgender people and transgender Culture War politics are brought up despite it having no relevance to the conversation at hand.

This can be most likely attributed to the sufferer's constant paranoia and delusions about a monolithic "Big Trans" entity. Where, similar to many cases of schitzophrenia, they believe that not stopping this entity would mean the destruction of the world and humanity as a whole.

Alice: "Hey, my friend Jake just beat me in an arm wrestle. How can I get back at him?"
Bob: "You can try to lift weights, but ultimately, biologically, men will always be stronger than women. This is why these damn biological males and transgender women should not be allowed in sports and in women's spaces!!"
Alice: "Wow..I never even mentioned trans people though? Are you suffering from Transgender Derangement Syndrome?"

Transgender Derangement Syndrome by XX_BurgerSexarooni_XX December 14, 2022

transgendered 

The grammatically incorrect way of saying transgender

Person 1: Are you transgendered?
Person 2: You mean transgender?
Person 1: ...Wait, THAT’S how you say it? Oh.

transgendered by nlolhere July 14, 2020

Transtrender

A Transtrender person is simply a person who identifies as transgender as a trend, often than not they will not actually understand what it means to be transgender. This term is not to be mistaken for a person who is gender non-comforming as it is demeaning when used in that way.

Person A: I took a personality quiz and it said i'm transgender, so i am now using that label.

Person B: Jessica please reserch what being trans is before someone calls you a transtrender, you twat.

Transtrender by TropicalDeer May 17, 2020

Transcendental Comedic Event

A funny moment that you share with a friend even though that friend is no where in the vicinity, nor a witness to the object of comedy. You just know they would laugh.

Erick experienced a transcendental comedic event when stumbling upon the midget goat rape at the world's fair. Erick's wife just rolled her eyes, but that's ok, because he knew his friend Josh would find it hilarious.

Transcendental Comedic Event by Cougar Opaque February 24, 2011