The act of swiping a credit, debit, ID, Library, Social Security, Novelty birthday card between someones bum cheeks or crack. The swiper (or MotherSwiper) then proceeds to smell the shitty side of the card and asks the swipeé if he or she would like a receipt.

Originates on the small Island Utopia of Guernsey. It is believed by most historians that the first person to ever recieve the pooey transaction was Joseph Robert Cowens, as resident of Guernsey (Shortly after dipping his love nuts in a fish tank)

"I am the Mother Swiper! You have recieved the pooey transaction!"

"That'll be £6 please"
"Do you take the pooey transaction?"
"Oh yes we do (Bends over then swipes)"

Pooey Transaction by Terry Balls January 14, 2008

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continuum transfunctioner

The continuum transfunctioner is a very mysterious and powerful device and it's mystery is exceeded only by it's power.

"We are looking for the continuum transfunctioner.
Who are you guys?
We're not guys.
We're hot chicks.
She's totally right.
The continuum transfunctioner is a very mysterious and powerful device
...and...
...and it's mystery is only exceeded by it's power. "

continuum transfunctioner by TraGuss September 5, 2006

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transnational

when you're born in nationality that you don't belong to for instance; you're born in Pakistan but you identify an American

You know Ahmed? he's transnational, he calles himself Cleatus.

transnational by Pedroxin January 28, 2019

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Texas Transaction

When you’re eating someone’s ass and they fart in your mouth and then you burp it back into their face.

Yeah I was with Jackson last night and I farted while he was eating my ass and he had the audacity to give me a Texas Transaction.

Texas Transaction by badmitionfury September 15, 2019

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