transession

When the government knows they are about to undergo a recession, but force the dictionaries and search engines to change the definition of a recession so they can say they're not in a recession.

Person 1: Hey man, have you started stocking up on toilet paper? I think we're starting to see a recession happen.

Person 2: Oh you fascist, racist, trumpist, radical white supremacist! Didn't you listen to Lord Biden? He said that two consecutive negative GDP quarters doesn't mean a recession anymore. So a recession is impossible. Check your privilege.

Person 1: Sounds to me like it's a Transession.

by Toaster_Bath2204 July 26, 2022

teasession

An artificially induced and extra prolonged recession caused by a self-serving group of corporate sponsored idiots.

I heard you lost your job due to this new teasession. You aren't alone, millions more will be unemployed soon due to this teasession, but at least billionaires won't have to worry about higher taxes.

by Jumbo III August 6, 2011

Manuel transmission

A transmission where you have little Mexican guy beneath the hood to change the gears for you.

Man, this Manuel transmission is AMAZING on gas. 34 mpg, and all I have to do is feed it a couple tacos every week.

by American Idget February 28, 2011

Trancension

This is the movement from being a nerd to being awesome. From geek to sheek. From fool to cool.

Jason has completed the Trancension into awesomness.

by Funnyjelo December 21, 2009

manual transmission

The way that driving has always been done. In order to drive in manual, you control a clutch and a gearshift in addition to gas and brakes. Manual transmissions give you much more information about your car such as its feel, its power, its engine to gear ratios, etc.

Newcomers to manual transmissions often stall out and get frustrated by the addition of extra controls. But if you practice at it a lot, it becomes delightfully challenging, you will feel out of place in an automatic by comparison, and the feeling you get when you drive circles (or donuts) around your friends is totally worth it.

I've been driving in manual transmission for so long, automatic just didn't feel the same. My hand kept reaching for a stick that wasn't there, and I almost hit the emergency brake thinking it was the clutch. I hope automakers keep offering stick-shift models!

by spinaltapsoundguy November 10, 2009

Aqueous Transmission

Incubus track that sends fans floating freely into a land of rivers, kung fu and unicorns by the use of a pipa. The band borrowed the pipa from Steve Vai to create the atmospheric song.

Lyrics: I'm floating down a river
Oars freed from their holes long ago
Lying face up on the floor of my vessel
I marvel at the stars
And feel my heart overflow
Further down the river
Further down the river
Further down the river
Further down the river
Two weeks without my lover
I'm in this boat alone
Floating down a river named emotion
Will I make it back to shore
Or drift into the unknown
Further down the river
Further down the river
Further down the river
Further down the river
I'm building an antenna
Transmissions will be sent when I am through
Maybe we'll meet again further down the river
And share what we both discovered...
Then revel in the view
Further down the river
Further down the river
Further down the river
Further down the river

by 421isoffbyone April 18, 2004

manual transmission

Also known as a stick shift or manual. Only true drivers and/or racers have experienced this kind of thrilling way of driving. Usually will result in ultimate bordedom if switched back to automatic transmission. Not a car for Wimps, posers, and of the sort.

Racer boy in Honda Civic: Yo, you want to race that Lexus IS 300 against my tricked out civic?
Me(Walking over to examine his car):Hell no!
Racer boy: Why not?
Me: I'd burn you cos you dont drive manual transmission.
Racer boy: Thats true... i suck :*(

by Lexus IS300 manual transmission October 23, 2005