transclone 

The process of cloning yourself and genetically transitioning the clone to the opposite sex so you can have sex with yourself and it won't be homosexual.

There aren't any good women out there for me. I should just transclone myself.

transclone by transclone January 28, 2019

transpooned 

When, while sleeping head-to-toe with another person, you wake up to find that person clutching your legs as if they were an attractive female.

Bryan transpooned me last night. I tried to kick him in the face but he headbutted me first.

transpooned by Jiegel October 26, 2006

The Transcontinental Railroad 

First, you have locate a girl from the west coast and a girl from the east coast. Then, you have to find a solid gold dildo. Once you've aquired the solid gold dildo, you give it to the girls, who proceed to use it. This unites the west coast and east coast with a gold spike. Grant would be proud.

"President Grant, we've completed the Transcontinental Railroad."
"Marvelous! When can I ride it?"
"Hmm... I believe that's up to them sir."

The Transcontinental Railroad by The Decafe Coffey April 1, 2009

transconsole 

transconsole, adj.

a video game that had been created for more than one same generation video game console under the same name with little or no difference in the gameplay.

Thankfully, the Sims 3 is transconsole because I can only play it on my PS3; my computer is broken for the time being.

transconsole by MegamanTTEX October 3, 2010

transcode 

What is a Transcode?

Put simply, a transcode is any audio file that wasn't encoded from an original lossless source, such as a retail CD (not created from lossy files) or a properly made lossless rip. At What, we only allow one lossy step in the lineage of any upload.

Why is transcoding bad?

Whenever you encode a file to a lossy format (such as mp3, m4a(AAC), ogg, or mpc) information is permanently lost. It doesn't matter what you do, it's impossible to get this information back without making a new rip from the original lossless source. If you reencode it to a different format or bitrate, all you're doing is reducing the quality. This applies to any lossy to lossy conversion, so even if you convert from 320kbps to 192kbps, the final file will still sound worse than if you had just ripped to 192kbps in the first place.

It's also important to remember to verify that lossless rips actually came from an original source. People that download lossless expect it to be identical to the original. There's no point in people downloading a bigger file just to get another lossy rip.

So how do I verify that my upload isn't a transcode?

The simplest way is to rip and encode it from the original source yourself. That way, you know that there has been only one lossy step (or that the rip is truly lossless, if you decided to do a lossless rip).

You should also check it by using a wave editor (such as Adobe Audition) to look at the spectral frequency display.

Hey here's the new Childish Gambino album! Awww it's a shitty transcode. The spectrals show it was chopped at 10 kHz. Why are the guys that leak this stuff retarded?

transcode by uberalienultraorthodox November 13, 2011

transcontinental slut 

A ho who bangs people on both sides of the Atlantic.

Being the transcontinental slut that she is, Cindy visits her friends in Europe - and gets laid - every summer.

transcontinental slut by Elvo July 20, 2007

transplode 

neither an explosion nor an implosion, a transplosion can only be described as a force similar to that of both the explosion and the implosion. It first explodes in one place, implodes, then travels, unseen, to a completely different, random location, exploding a second time.

"Did you see Star Jones' ass? It transploded all over the place!"

transplode by dam the maginificent22 March 28, 2009