mountainese

The lingo used amongst mountainbike folk.

Examples of "Mountainese":

"It's a little technical."
-- Last time we rode here, we cracked a frame, had 3 snake bites, and taco-ed a wheel.

"This is the last climb."
-- This is really not the last climb, in fact, we're not even halfway. but if i tell you that, chances are you'll throw down your bike and won't talk to me for a month.

"I found this kick-ass trail!"
-- Pack your ID and some KY jelly, because chances are we'll spend the night in jail for trespassing.

"A yard sale"
-- A horrendous crash that leaves all your various "wares" -- water bottles, pump, tool bag, etc. -- scattered as if on display for sale.

" 'rhoid buffing"
-- Going down a hill so steep that your butt touches the rear wheel

"Hope you got your granny gear working!"
-- We're going to do some never-ending, impossible climbs. (A granny gear is the lowest gear available on a bike, designed for ultra-steep uphill climbing.)

by Elvo October 23, 2007

masturbation

An orgy, all on your own.

I'm into masturbation. hey, it's like an orgy, only without nasty people.

by Elvo June 19, 2007

transcontinental slut

A ho who bangs people on both sides of the Atlantic.

Being the transcontinental slut that she is, Cindy visits her friends in Europe - and gets laid - every summer.

by Elvo June 22, 2007

car

Something with 4 wheels and 0 boobies.

Check out that car. Zero B00bage.

by Elvo June 19, 2007

semi-boyfriend

A person who is officially not a boyfriend, might just as well be one, but isn't.

I got this from my fully gay semi-boyfriend. Semi-gay but fully boyfriend is just as bad, by the way.

by Elvo June 19, 2007

standbye

Standing at the door or hallway, waiting to leave.

Kristina, you better hurry up, your B/F is standbye.

by Elvo March 07, 2008

jerk-a-holic

Like a workaholic or an alcoholic, only addicted to masturbation instead of alcohol or work.

Jimmy is a right jerk-a-holic. He hasn't seen sunlight in weeks!

by Elvo June 19, 2007