transpooned

When, while sleeping head-to-toe with another person, you wake up to find that person clutching your legs as if they were an attractive female.

Bryan transpooned me last night. I tried to kick him in the face but he headbutted me first.

by Jiegel October 26, 2006

Transpondster

The incorrect term used by the character Rachel Greene(Jennifer Aniston) on the television show "Friends" for the job of the character Chandler Bing, a.k.a "Ms. Chnandler Bong" (Matthew Perry). The job has something to do with the WENUS. Which makes Chandler very unhappy.

Ross: What is Chandler Bing's Job?
Rachel: Oh! I know! I know! He's a...a...he's a transpondster!
Monica: THAT'S NOT EVEN A WORD!!!

by Alex Stringer November 9, 2005

transported

Usually a college term, when you are so far gone and completely blackout that campus police call an ambulance for you.

Jimmy had 20 shots of tequila and his ass got transported last night

by Kuceinator February 1, 2021

OC Transpwned

The day oc transpo went on strike pwning every resident of Ottawa.

I have to walk 2 hours to work becasue I got OC transpwned.

by Chris Davey January 22, 2009

tampon-transponder

a covert communication device inserted in the vagina of a secret-agent or sexy spy. The earliest model, developed by the Brazilians, could only send an out-going message encoded by the secret-agent squeezing her vagina in Morse-code, which was then converted the Kegal contractions into radio signals. The advantage of the device was that it was unlikely to be found even after a thorough frisking or even a strip-search. In the event it was found, the secret-agent could merely explain that she was having her period (as the device looked like an ordinary tampon with the string serving as the antenna). The Ukrainians created an improved version of the device that could receive and convey incoming messages as well. The incoming message, also in Morse-code, was translated into vibrations that corresponded to the dots and dashes. While effective as a communication device, the Ukrainian device suffered from the draw-back that it tended to cause intense orgasms in the secret-agents and, as the tampon could not absorb all the natural orgasmic lubricant due to its being filled with electronic gadgetry, the orgasmic fluid would often carry the tampon-transponder out into the panties of the secret agent, and she would have improvise a hasty trip to the lady's room to reinsert the device before she could resume communication.

The tampon-transponder was used by super-models because spy agencies believed that the thinnest women had the tightest vaginas and would therefore be best able to squeeze the transponders with their vaginas to generate out-going messages.

by wouldaben December 13, 2010

Transponder

Theoretical situation where the biological sex of a person can't be immediatly discerned by direct observation.

After watching Pat for a few minutes Winston decided it was a transponder situation.

by willie weewee January 11, 2022

Transboned

The act of being boned by a transgendered person.
Can be either
- a Born male identified as a female who penetrates you.
- a Born female post-op to male who penetrates you

"I was transboned after going to the pride parade yesterday" | "My boyfriend Joshua Kelly transboned me after his operation"

by Nezzera December 29, 2024