Tragik

fuckhead who thinks he/she knows about the westcoast but doesnt know shit cause he/she is too busy dick ridin the dirty south, also seems to be a computer nerd

Tragik: Suge knight killed tupac, HoT BoYz n No LiMiT rUlz!!!
Anyone with half a brain: shut the fuck up idiot

by ihatetragik February 24, 2004

tragik

adj.: Southern gay slang for very, very tacky. Also frequently used to desribe unfortunate sexual escapades.

Oooh, girl, did you see how tight that bitch's pants were? TRAGIK!!

He hooked up with some tragik boy from Bastrop.

by Velireon April 21, 2006

Tragik

Utterly abysmal. Some one for whom no more hope exists. Simply a bad time, someone who can only get with ugly girls and get hammered after one beer.

Oh ya see john over there? He had one beer and is already hookin up with that chick with one arm. Simply tragik.

This party is tragic. Who ends a party at 9:30?

by tommytushman December 10, 2016

Tragicrafting

The uncontrollable urge to make "tribute" merchandise and put it on your Etsy store before the body gets cold.

"After Whitney Houston's death, I rushed to my color printer so that I could begin tragicrafting with some brand new and unique 'Whitney in Our Hearts' mugs."

by WheresTheFudge May 22, 2012

tragicomical

A form of political stupidity that produces such absurdly tragic consequences it evokes hysterical laughter in the masses.

The new Healthcare law is so tragicomical, I don't know whether to kill myself now or wait and let them do it for me.

by TomShark, President/CEO of Oddly Enough July 5, 2010

Tragicrafting

the act of slapping together some commemorative bullshit and putting it up for sale before the body gets cold. After all, it’s only by making money that the healing can begin.

When Whitney Houston and Davey Jones died, there was a lot of tragicrafting items for sale on Etsy.com.

by G01851 May 28, 2012

Tragician

A person who makes tragic situations magically appear out of nowhere.

Randy was a real tragician who could turn anything fun into a sad, miserable situation.

by von groovy May 14, 2019