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tradepost by WayneBartez August 14, 2018
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Treeposting 

When someone posts a GIF with a white border on top and a caption in black impact font
Person 1: *posts a GIF with a white border on top and a caption in black impact font in the group chat*
Person 2: Dude, can you please stop Treeposting
Treeposting by TPog1 July 1, 2020

Tradnostate

A state that is only populated by those who are trads. Like an Ethnostate, but for people who are traditional.
Did you hear learning to read is banned in the Tradnostate
Tradnostate by Phinal August 31, 2020

Transpostpartumepithermonectomy 

A transpostpartumepithermonectomy is a surgical removal followed by a transfusion of carbonized blood cells containing carbon monoxide after birth, and replacing them with water due to the higher PH levels in H20 to that of C0.

An interesting fact about transpostpartumepithermonectomies, is that they were first bought into action in 1983 as a way to help battle lactose intolerance.

Be sure not to get this confused with a transpostmortumepithermonectomy.
My wife just had a transpostpartumepithermonectomy.

treepost 

a person who decideds to call u a ho ho ho near christmas and u call them a fag fag fag, and so u say go fuck a treepost.
guy "Hey u ur a ho ho ho!"
girl"Yeah, well ur a fag fag fag!"
girl "So go fuck a treepost!"
guy "Oh yea, but i did that yesterday!"
girl " OMG!"
treepost by shcjkf March 31, 2008

Tradester 

a person that employs both trading and investing strategies in order to make smaller short-term gains from trading, while making larger long-term gains from investing.
I've become a tradester in order to cover my bills in the present while simultaneously growing my financial nestegg for the future.
Tradester by AlphaLonmais January 12, 2021

trueposting 

trueposting is the art of shitposting with out any restrictions. many themes in trueposting include sexism, racism, etc. trueposting is mostly used by those who are terminally online.
Carl: I heard Johns instagram account got suspended.
Jimmy: Are you really surprised though? He was an infamous for trueposting.
trueposting by Croc_ June 2, 2022
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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