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When someone makes a horrible trade in fantasy football crippling their ability to succeed. After the trade their chances of winning are about the same as an AIDS patient versus Peyton Manning.
I just learned Julio Jones, my starting wide receiver, is out for the season. Then I realized that I still had a trade pending for him from Eat a Vick. When I clicked accept and got Torry Smith and Jordan Cameron for Julio Jones and Heath Miller, Eat a Vick contracted a full blown case of trAIDS!
trAIDS by sta0g October 8, 2013
Words you can keep
Abbreviation for Tramp Aids.
Peter: Dude... I got bummed in the face by a dirty tramp and now I have Traids.
Leroy: Holy crap dude, can't believe you have Tramp Aids. How Many days do you have left to live?
Peter: Doctor says 3 days...
Leroy: Fucking tramps!
Traids by Hung like a bear September 26, 2012

trains-creep 

trains-creep

This concept was imported to us from Holland and is used to define

1) A silver-fox age (usualy 45-60) male with RSCS on a train or bus who systematically and purposefully tries to sit in the vicinity of an often young (age somewhere between 18-25) woman and then to enter into a conversation with her

2) a silver fox age male pedophile who, instead of prowling the Internet, Facebook and other social networking sites to find his young female (often teenage) victims, he uses intercity trains and public city buses to do so.
Successful attempt by a trains-creep on the actual train

Trains-creep: Hey, how are you today?

Woman: I am grerat thanks, but I am now reading something interesting about Sigmund Freud. I do not want to sound rude, but sorry, I am busy.

Traincreep: Annoying all those train or bus delays, eh?

Woman: YES! And yesterday I was late for university.

Trains-creep: Wow, what are you studying?

Woman: I study psychology in Amsterdam!

Traincreep: That's funny, I am also studying in Amsterdam, but in art...

..conversation continues until the next train or bus stop...
trains-creep by Uncle Dimma May 23, 2012

i shit trains

To shit trains typically means you are the shit. It can also correlate to being number one at everything. Often times used for upping a Mister One Upper, or someone who has to beat you at every event, activity, or story you've ever encountered.
John: I went to France.
Tim: I went to France 3 times.
John: I SHIT TRAINS NIGGA! NOW WHAT?!
i shit trains by charlievato July 6, 2008
Chinese Mafia that is known to be the largest gang in China. Similiar to the yakuza
These men are Triads! The most deadliest gang in China!
triads by Bobby De Niro May 1, 2004
A term used to describe many Chinese criminal organizations. They are the most well-known organized crime group in China, Hong Kong, and Macao. They originated in the anti-Manchu resistance in China. The term "triad" comes from the three dots which form part of the Chinese character for the Ming Emperor Hung Wu. The Triads began as "Men of Hung." They were both part of the political resistance of the Han Chinese to the Manchu dynasty, as well as outlaws who "Ta fu — chih p'in" (Hit the Rich and help the poor).
Both the Chinese Triads and the Italian Mafia and Camorra have existed at least since the early 1800s. The Triads spread all over the world and control much of the illegal and informal economy in overseas Chinese communities.
Triads by Dancing with Fire October 31, 2011

Trainsexual 

1. One that is sexually attracted to trains
2. Someone that just likes trains in a non-sexual manner
3. A really awesome person
Being a trainsexual really just means that you like trains, it's not always creepy.
Trainsexual by onlyasexgodtotrains September 11, 2016
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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