trAIDS

When someone makes a horrible trade in fantasy football crippling their ability to succeed. After the trade their chances of winning are about the same as an AIDS patient versus Peyton Manning.

I just learned Julio Jones, my starting wide receiver, is out for the season. Then I realized that I still had a trade pending for him from Eat a Vick. When I clicked accept and got Torry Smith and Jordan Cameron for Julio Jones and Heath Miller, Eat a Vick contracted a full blown case of trAIDS!

by sta0g October 8, 2013

Traids

Abbreviation for Tramp Aids.

Peter: Dude... I got bummed in the face by a dirty tramp and now I have Traids.
Leroy: Holy crap dude, can't believe you have Tramp Aids. How Many days do you have left to live?
Peter: Doctor says 3 days...
Leroy: Fucking tramps!

by Hung like a bear September 26, 2012

trains-creep

trains-creep

This concept was imported to us from Holland and is used to define

1) A silver-fox age (usualy 45-60) male with RSCS on a train or bus who systematically and purposefully tries to sit in the vicinity of an often young (age somewhere between 18-25) woman and then to enter into a conversation with her

2) a silver fox age male pedophile who, instead of prowling the Internet, Facebook and other social networking sites to find his young female (often teenage) victims, he uses intercity trains and public city buses to do so.

Successful attempt by a trains-creep on the actual train

Trains-creep: Hey, how are you today?

Woman: I am grerat thanks, but I am now reading something interesting about Sigmund Freud. I do not want to sound rude, but sorry, I am busy.

Traincreep: Annoying all those train or bus delays, eh?

Woman: YES! And yesterday I was late for university.

Trains-creep: Wow, what are you studying?

Woman: I study psychology in Amsterdam!

Traincreep: That's funny, I am also studying in Amsterdam, but in art...

..conversation continues until the next train or bus stop...

by Sexydimma May 23, 2012

i shit trains

To shit trains typically means you are the shit. It can also correlate to being number one at everything. Often times used for upping a Mister One Upper, or someone who has to beat you at every event, activity, or story you've ever encountered.

John: I went to France.
Tim: I went to France 3 times.
John: I SHIT TRAINS NIGGA! NOW WHAT?!

by charlievato July 6, 2008

triads

Chinese Mafia that is known to be the largest gang in China. Similiar to the yakuza

These men are Triads! The most deadliest gang in China!

by Bobby De Niro May 1, 2004

Triads

A term used to describe many Chinese criminal organizations. They are the most well-known organized crime group in China, Hong Kong, and Macao. They originated in the anti-Manchu resistance in China. The term "triad" comes from the three dots which form part of the Chinese character for the Ming Emperor Hung Wu. The Triads began as "Men of Hung." They were both part of the political resistance of the Han Chinese to the Manchu dynasty, as well as outlaws who "Ta fu — chih p'in" (Hit the Rich and help the poor).

Both the Chinese Triads and the Italian Mafia and Camorra have existed at least since the early 1800s. The Triads spread all over the world and control much of the illegal and informal economy in overseas Chinese communities.

by Dancing with Fire October 31, 2011

Trainsexual

1. One that is sexually attracted to trains
2. Someone that just likes trains in a non-sexual manner
3. A really awesome person

Being a trainsexual really just means that you like trains, it's not always creepy.

by onlyasexgodtotrains September 11, 2016