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Getting a STD from someone going down on you with bad teeth.

It has been said the germs inside rotten and or missing teeth will cause this infection
She got Taids last night at the party where 18 men went down on her in a miata
Taids by Steve says: January 23, 2011
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Todd AIDS. Bad luck. A Jinx. The Mush. The cooler. When he speaks, it is the kiss of death.
1. When you are sitting at the blackjack table with Todd or someone like him, and they say "you've got a winner with your 20" and then the dealer pulls 21 with 8 cards. TAIDS.

2. When you are watching your fantasy football team, and your player is having a good game, Todd comments on that and then your player gets hurt and is out for the year. TAIDS
TAIDS by No MAS August 28, 2012
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Taids Taisia taibs Taisei tailspin taisha Taisho Taide taiden Tails Doll
When you step on a rusty nail and miraculously get aids (probably from a human bean) afterwards.
Did you hear about Susan? She got taids yesterday.
Taids by Bean.Mach October 11, 2017
A Type of Disease that makes your toes (usually big toe) appear to have some sort of discoloration.

Symptoms- Staggering pain throughout your toe; bleeding and swelling.

Looks like you toe fucked a zombie.
James has TAIDS after a stool was dropped on his foot at spoons.
TAIDS by RoamingRooster March 25, 2020

OU tards 

Plural form of OU tard. OU tards are people who either attend, "graduated" from, or are big fans of the University of Oklahoma aka TardU. Oklahoma is full them of them which explains why Oklahoma isn't a desirable place.
These damn OU tards always think it's natty szn but they literally have zero football intelligence.
OU tards by TurnM3Up December 10, 2019

make heads or tails 

To not be able to choose from two things
I can't make heads or tails from this white candy or this yellow candy.
make heads or tails by iamsmart March 9, 2015

flash tards 

When a group of retards suddenly appear, do stupid and retarded stuff, and disappear.
The cops saw the video some flash tards posted on you tube, and most of them have been busted for vandalism.
flash tards by wjc December 31, 2011
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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