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Getting a STD from someone going down on you with bad teeth.

It has been said the germs inside rotten and or missing teeth will cause this infection
She got Taids last night at the party where 18 men went down on her in a miata
Taids by Steve says: January 23, 2011
Words you can keep
Todd AIDS. Bad luck. A Jinx. The Mush. The cooler. When he speaks, it is the kiss of death.
1. When you are sitting at the blackjack table with Todd or someone like him, and they say "you've got a winner with your 20" and then the dealer pulls 21 with 8 cards. TAIDS.

2. When you are watching your fantasy football team, and your player is having a good game, Todd comments on that and then your player gets hurt and is out for the year. TAIDS
TAIDS by No MAS August 28, 2012
Related Words
Taids Taisia taibs Taisei tailspin taisha Taisho Taide taiden Tails Doll
When you step on a rusty nail and miraculously get aids (probably from a human bean) afterwards.
Did you hear about Susan? She got taids yesterday.
Taids by Bean.Mach October 11, 2017
A Type of Disease that makes your toes (usually big toe) appear to have some sort of discoloration.

Symptoms- Staggering pain throughout your toe; bleeding and swelling.

Looks like you toe fucked a zombie.
James has TAIDS after a stool was dropped on his foot at spoons.
TAIDS by RoamingRooster March 25, 2020

OU tards 

Plural form of OU tard. OU tards are people who either attend, "graduated" from, or are big fans of the University of Oklahoma aka TardU. Oklahoma is full them of them which explains why Oklahoma isn't a desirable place.
These damn OU tards always think it's natty szn but they literally have zero football intelligence.
OU tards by TurnM3Up December 10, 2019

make heads or tails 

To not be able to choose from two things
I can't make heads or tails from this white candy or this yellow candy.
make heads or tails by iamsmart March 9, 2015

flash tards 

When a group of retards suddenly appear, do stupid and retarded stuff, and disappear.
The cops saw the video some flash tards posted on you tube, and most of them have been busted for vandalism.
flash tards by wjc December 31, 2011
More from Urban Dictionary
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
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