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Todd AIDS. Bad luck. A Jinx. The Mush. The cooler. When he speaks, it is the kiss of death.
1. When you are sitting at the blackjack table with Todd or someone like him, and they say "you've got a winner with your 20" and then the dealer pulls 21 with 8 cards. TAIDS.

2. When you are watching your fantasy football team, and your player is having a good game, Todd comments on that and then your player gets hurt and is out for the year. TAIDS
TAIDS by No MAS August 28, 2012
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Taids • Taisia • taibs • Taisei • tailspin • taisha • Taisho • Taide • taiden • Tails Doll
When you step on a rusty nail and miraculously get aids (probably from a human bean) afterwards.
Did you hear about Susan? She got taids yesterday.
Taids by Bean.Mach October 11, 2017
A Type of Disease that makes your toes (usually big toe) appear to have some sort of discoloration.

Symptoms- Staggering pain throughout your toe; bleeding and swelling.

Looks like you toe fucked a zombie.
James has TAIDS after a stool was dropped on his foot at spoons.
TAIDS by RoamingRooster March 25, 2020

OU tards 

Plural form of OU tard. OU tards are people who either attend, "graduated" from, or are big fans of the University of Oklahoma aka TardU. Oklahoma is full them of them which explains why Oklahoma isn't a desirable place.
These damn OU tards always think it's natty szn but they literally have zero football intelligence.
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make heads or tails 

To not be able to choose from two things
I can't make heads or tails from this white candy or this yellow candy.
make heads or tails by iamsmart March 9, 2015

flash tards 

When a group of retards suddenly appear, do stupid and retarded stuff, and disappear.
The cops saw the video some flash tards posted on you tube, and most of them have been busted for vandalism.
flash tards by wjc December 31, 2011
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