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fast-tracking 

The act of expediting one's relationship with a friend into the ultimate stage of friendship through homosexual intercourse; usually overseen by a mediator. It is typically performed by two straight men, when one of them is unable to fully understand the other, but doesn't want to wait a lifetime to become best friends with them.
Derek and Carlos were pretty decent friends, until someone told them about fast-tracking; now they're the best of friends.
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two tracking 

The secondary roads, usually on state or federal land, that take you from one county to the next, usually through wooded terrain. The back roads. Two trackin
For fun in Michigan, we go two tracking into the woods looking for deer while driving fast through the dirt roads.
two tracking by Dragonfly1620 March 30, 2015

bonus tracks 

since a cd has a larger capacity than a vinyl record some record companies feel compelled to fill in that extra space when a classic album is re-released on cd
Bonus tracks are often alternative versions of songs already on the album or in some cases they are songs that weren't on the original release simply because they suck. Some people think bonus tracks ruin the integrity of the original recording.
bonus tracks by Mr.Juan-derful April 18, 2010

Trackie Dacks 

Australian slang term for a pair of tracksuit pants.
Davo put on his trackie dacks and moccies before driving down the servo to get some bread and milk.
Trackie Dacks by Brionnach September 3, 2010

That Tracks

An acknowledgment of a logical progression based on personal information.
John: Jeffery and Jaden are going out!

Jack: I can see that.

John: Jeffery has been talking nonstop about it.

Jack: That tracks.

(Jeffery is known for talking a lot)
That Tracks by B-DUD April 7, 2019

cooter tracks 

A slimy snail trail left on a surface by any female when they rub their moist genitalia against it.
The stripper left her cooter tracks on the davenport.
cooter tracks by Dr. Ryan August 6, 2005