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toyst by judetheprude August 8, 2018
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Do Mo Toast 

When you have nothing left to eat after a night of drinking you pop in two slices of bread in the toaster. After that you are still hungry .
I was starving for food after the bar so I made some toast. I was still hungry after that so I Do Mo Toast after dat.
Do Mo Toast by will bitten August 19, 2017

Go commit toaster bath 

A deadly roblox insult known as a now dead meme around the normie world.

also, it comes in different flavors
|robloxian 1| hey dood

|robloxian 2| yeah?

|robloxian 1| ur mom gae lol

|robloxian 2| Go commit toaster bath you big gae

|robloxian 1 | *dies of deathpacito*

|robloxian 3| lol noob

|robloxian 4| he was my brother! now go commit deathpacito you big gae!

|robloxian 3| oh no *dies of ligma*

Moony Toast 

A nice breakfast to make your Doc-Martens-wearing, Oscar-Wilde-reading, 70s-music-listening, Taylor-Swift-stanning, probably-queer friend.

It's a type of breakfast that Remus Lupin, a member of the Marauders (from Harry Potter) makes for himself at Hogwarts in the extremely popular All the young dudes fanfic by the brilliant MsKingBean89 on AO3.

It consists of a crunchy piece of toast that is divided in four equal pieces. On each of the four pieces there is a different breakfast spread; marmalade, jam, lemon curd and butter.
Person A: I feel like eating a magical, gay wizard breakfast today.
Person B: Moony toast today, then.

Toasting the Pope

A verbal reflection of having just cut a loud, crisp, healthy fart.
As Dingdong and Sammy the Scab walked down Main St., Dingdong was heard to emit a loud crack from his anus. Dingdong was quoted as saying: 'Ahhhh, just toasting the pope....!'

Truth or toast 

A party game. It's truth or dare, except the dare is always taking a bite of a nasty piece of toast.
We decided to play truth or toast. Tobias almost threw up after choosing the toast.
Truth or toast by Wutermelen October 25, 2012